One sick joke from Audi forums

[JJCNSX]

here goes...

kids, please dont try this

-jjc.
nsx 6spds
A4 5spds

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DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!
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Posted by quattrofrog on 2004-04-23 17:32:24
Since it was a slow day at work today I ordered the parts for my first james bond mod.... for immediate pickup at the depot... of course... we sent the magic messican as I call him to get a instrument cluster for a TT that was just about to be delivered to the customer (NEW)... silly TT clusters... always defective. So for my first Bond mod is the good old fasioned OIL SLICK! why... well because I can, and this is NJ where people not only honk but get road rage at ya.

3 A4 windshield washer nozzles
some grommets
some PVC tubing I had laying around

mounted the nozzles under my S4 rear valance..... perfect fitment... wonder why audi didnt make this standard equipment???

just have to pickup the 3b7 955 681 headlight washer pump and a container. All of the hoses are routed in a daisy chained fasion so 1 hose goes to the pump and eventually on to each of the nozzles.

I'll test it tomorrow and adjust the spray pattern of the 6 nozzles to get good dispersion of whatever I put in the resiviour... be it soap, oil, or whatever.

-Phil

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[dawggpie]

so that is a joke, right?
I remember a couple years back in NJ a home owner was convicted of man slaughter (or something related) because he put oil on the road outside his house and a kid street racing hit it, spun off the of road and crashed. Apparently he did it because kids always street raced down his street and he was tired of it.