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Yo mamma was sitting in the hot tub too long
What are some of the phrases you've used to refer to those who are not the brightest?
I'll start with the obvious:
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Here are a couple of my favorite:
Not the crispiest chip in the bag.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Please add your favorites.
Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things:
1) finding the right person and
2) being the right person.
Yo mamma forgot to take pre-natel vitamins?
Yo mamma was sitting in the hot tub too long
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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Not playing with a full deck
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Your 2+2=3
5 outta 4 village idiots have problems with division.
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The cheese has slid off the cracker.
I'm an average car nut.
-PJ
His antenna doesn't pull in too many stations
'05 silverstone. CTSC. Arc Titanium. GT1-F1 headers. KW Competition dampers. Stoptech BBK. VRH lift.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few pickles short of a sandwich.
A few sandwiches short of a pickle.
Got a hole in his marble bag.
Russ - Patent Attorney
1995 NSX-T CTSC Red/Black
Someone needs to hit that person with a big clue stick.
Someone pee'd in their gene pool.
That person will soon be a victim of natural selection.
1992 NSX 5spd/2006 Mazda5 5 spd/2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R/1989 Yamaha TZR-250 two-stroke
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
The wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead
'05 silverstone. CTSC. Arc Titanium. GT1-F1 headers. KW Competition dampers. Stoptech BBK. VRH lift.
Love it. Keep it coming.
Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things:
1) finding the right person and
2) being the right person.
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
Takes an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"
We have a few variations on the theme here down under such as:
Couple-a-beers short of a 6 pack.
A few snags (sausages) short of a barbie (BBQ).
A couple-a-roos short in the top paddock.
And so on......
If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to ride a mosquito's motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio.
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
Hobbies: Staring, hypnotising small animals, lighting firecrackers and cooking with WD-40. Check with Ken about Bumper Dumper franchise opportunities in your area.
Darwin taking out the garbage yet again.
'91 Satin Black Widebody Turbo
oooooh I got one! I got one!
She's a bracket short of an 02 conversion.
'05 silverstone. CTSC. Arc Titanium. GT1-F1 headers. KW Competition dampers. Stoptech BBK. VRH lift.
I like this one. Very original.Originally Posted by TURBO2GO
Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things:
1) finding the right person and
2) being the right person.
Missing some buttons on his remote control.
Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things:
1) finding the right person and
2) being the right person.
You can't fix stupid
ACCD,
98 NSX-T
300CE Mercedes, CL500 Mercedes...
Harley Deuce, All Black-black, totaly black.
Euphemisms for Workplace Incompetence - Part One...
He's two raisins short of a fruitcake.
Having him show up is like having 2 good men call in sick!
A Forest Killer - Somebody's who's able to produce paper, but no answers.
He must have donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
Not only is he not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he is the spoon in the knife drawer.
Her staircase doesnt go all the way to the top floor.
She has two speeds...slow and stop!
Did he have an extra cup of stupid this morning?
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.
Results of a performance review: "I thought this guy's performance had reached rock bottom, but then he started to dig."
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.
I've heard of people having an inferiority complex, but in your case it isn't a complex.
Not only does his elevator not go to the top, but the cable's broken.
A "file cabinet wearing a dress" is the way one of our members described one particularly "unbusy" woman.
And in an Information Systems department, one of our members had a term they used for clueless users with silly complaints. They'd call them:
ID ten T errors (ID10T – better spelled IDIOT!)
Dude fell out of the Idiot Tree and hit every branch on the way down...
or
She fell out of the Ugly Tree and snapped evey branch on the way down...
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This being a car forum:
"Not firing on all cylinders"
or
"Only firing on 2 of his 6 cylinders"
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