delete

[bangbang001]

thanks

[MAJOR STONER]

The longest cucumber ever was 6'2" long.

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George Patton participated in the pentathlon at the 1912 Olympics, finishing fifth.

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George Bush, Sr.'s drug czar William Bennett once had a date with Janis Joplin.

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Fidel Castro appeared as an extra in a 1944 Hollywood film, "Bathing Beauty."

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The China Syndrome, a film about a nuclear power plant accident, was released in the U.S. three days before the 3 Mile Island accident.

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A porn star named Klaudia set the record for having sex with the most men in a 24-hour period-646! This took place at the World Gangbang Championships in Poland in 2002.

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There are no penguins on or around the North Pole.

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Charles Lindbergh is buried in Hawaii.

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When translated, Wyoming's Grand Teton mountain range literally means, "Big T*ts."

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The record for stone skippings across a pond is 38, by Jerdone McGhee.

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Al Capone died of syphilis.

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According to Ben and Jerry's web site, the most popular flavor is Cherry Garcia.

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A picture of Rita Hayworth was attached to the first atomic bomb.

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Tom Cruise attended a Franciscan seminary for a year while thinking of becoming a priest. His real name is Thomas Cruise Mapother, IV.

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The movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid was based on actual events.

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The Rubik's cube was named after its founder, Erno Rubik.

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Fewer than 5% of people who are eligible to give blood in the U.S. do so each year.

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In 1943, the Eagles and Steelers joined forces, and became the Steagles.

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Gene Simmons of KISS speaks fluent Hebrew.

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The biggest blowout in college football history was 222-0, Georgia Tech over Cumberland College in 1916.

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The youngest girl to ever give birth was a 5-year-old Peruvian girl.

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While at Yale, George Bush recorded a 73 average in a class called 'Introduction to the American Political System'.

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Originally, the term "dork" meant elephant penis.

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Originally, the term "geek" referred to people who bit the heads off chicken and snakes in carnival sideshows.

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None of the members of Tony! Toni! Tone! were named Tony, Toni, or Tone.

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The original Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.

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Mennonites get their name from a religious leader who was named Menno Simons.

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Richard Nixon was at a convention in Dallas the day JFK was assassinated.

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The term bling-bling is in new Webster's Collegiate Dictionary.

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Porn Star Asia Carrera has an IQ 40 points higher than DNA discoverer Francis Crick (155-115).

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In 1996, Bob Dole said he wasn't sure if tobacco smoking was addictive.

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It is possible to die of a caffeine overdose. One would need to drink over 100 cups of coffee in 4 hours.

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In the Scooby Doo cartoon, Shaggy's real name was Norville Rogers.

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Due to the Communist scare, the Cincinnati Reds changed their name to the Redlegs in the 1950's.

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Monroe, Adams and Jefferson are the only three presidents to die on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson both died on the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.

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The oldest person to ever swim the English Channel is Matt Damon's uncle.

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Woody Woodpecker's archrival was named Buzz Buzzard.

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In Florida, it's illegal to have sex with a porcupine.

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Elephants and dolphins can both stand on their heads.

[MAJOR STONER]

choptop NSX...

[MAJOR STONER]

s'more...

[NeoNSX]

choptop nsx?! yes, please delete this thread. j/k

[Mirroredshades]

[ncdogdoc]

This pretty much sums up my social life

[gheba_nsx]

[jagtiger]

FUNNY AS HELL!!

Keep it coming!!

[menuserve]

it doesn't looks as though this is getting deleted!

[MiamiMermaid]

LOLOLOLOlolllll.... I'm so glad I opened this thread, I just got an ab workout from the laughing! ThaNSX* ~

[nicholas421]

[Wheelman]

The only thing missing is the dancing spiderman.

[MiamiMermaid]

AHAHAHAHAHA LOLL HEHEHE HAHAHA I love this!!!

[OneRedNSX]

The only thing missing is the dancing spiderman.

come on now, that would just be childish!

[Wheelman]

ok, now we delete this thread

[jagtiger]

come on now, that would just be childish!

OMG!!!



I didn't know spidey could dance like that! HAhahaha

[jagtiger]

[OneRedNSX]

OMG!!!



I didn't know spidey could dance like that! HAhahaha

then don't click this link

http://www.spider-man-movies.com/spider-man_gay/

haha

[mickeylex]

then don't click this link

http://www.spider-man-movies.com/spider-man_gay/

haha

It get's better. Here is a guy who took the Spidey dance and made it real.
My humps biker guy: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...+biker&pl=true

For even more fun:
1. Open a second browser. Play the my humps biker music in the background
2. Come back to this browser/thread and watch Spidey dance to the song

[Ojas]

[heySkippy]

[IsR]

Totally irrelevance even for the off topics... LOL luv it...

[Wheelman]

I don't know why I keep opening this thread to see what other crazy senseless stuff has been posted......but I like it and can't stop!!!! Please for the love of God...delete!!!!!!!!!!

[Daves_X]

WOW I needed a good laugh.