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A few laughs

27 November 2002
Dear John Letter

This is the ultimate response to a Dear John letter. You gotta love a man like
this. Humor in the face of defeat.

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter
from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two
guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she
wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his
buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then
mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girl friend
with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the
rest back."