boat owners beware...
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Guy driving the Truck is returning home after a fishing trip. those coolers in the bed were full of beer, and he caught a lot of fish, so he had to empty all the beer to make room for the fish. Guy drinks all the beer with his buddies because it would be a shame to let it get warm. Guy is in a rush to get home for dinner and forgets to strap down the boat.
As he is traveling home, he hits a pole.
the forward momentum carries boat off of trailer and into the truck
Truck owner realizes he should have taken a few more minutes to secure boat...
Truck owners wife hits him about the head and neck for the next 5 years
Story gets retold at every gathering of family and friends
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Guy is towing boat, but hasn't secured it properly to the trailer.
Bambi runs accross the road and he barkes hard to avoid.
Momentum carries boat into the back of the truck, causing a loud noise.
Driver freaks out and loses control, eventually colliding with the pole, which carries boat forward into the bed...
Story gets retold at every gathering of family and friends
wife strikes guy about the head and neck for the next five years
Guy is towing boat, but hasn't secured it properly to the trailer.
Bambi runs accross the road and he barkes hard to avoid.
Momentum carries boat into the back of the truck, causing a loud noise.
Driver freaks out and loses control, eventually colliding with the pole, which carries boat forward into the bed...
Story gets retold at every gathering of family and friends
wife strikes guy about the head and neck for the next five years
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Guy goes on a fishing trip with his buddies, and they catch a lot of fish. After returning to the dock, and putting the boat on the trailor guy's buddies decide to go to a bar for a few beers to tell fish stories. Guy figures he will strap the boat down later and leaves the truck in the marina parking lot to go off to the bar with the fellas.
Hours pass
Wife comes looking for guy because he is late for dinner, and he was supposed to rake the leaves that day.
Pissed off wife finds truck in the parking lot with boat on the trailor, but Husband is nowhere to be found.
wife decides to teach husband a lesson and uses her spare key to take the truck home.
Bambi runs accross the road, and wife brakes hard to avoid. Momentum carries boat into the back of the truck, causing a loud noise.
Wife freaks out and loses control, eventually colliding with the pole, which carries boat forward into the bed...
Story gets retold at every gathering of family and friends
wife strikes guy about the head and neck for the next five years.
Guy goes on a fishing trip with his buddies, and they catch a lot of fish. After returning to the dock, and putting the boat on the trailor guy's buddies decide to go to a bar for a few beers to tell fish stories. Guy figures he will strap the boat down later and leaves the truck in the marina parking lot to go off to the bar with the fellas.
Hours pass
Wife comes looking for guy because he is late for dinner, and he was supposed to rake the leaves that day.
Pissed off wife finds truck in the parking lot with boat on the trailor, but Husband is nowhere to be found.
wife decides to teach husband a lesson and uses her spare key to take the truck home.
Bambi runs accross the road, and wife brakes hard to avoid. Momentum carries boat into the back of the truck, causing a loud noise.
Wife freaks out and loses control, eventually colliding with the pole, which carries boat forward into the bed...
Story gets retold at every gathering of family and friends
wife strikes guy about the head and neck for the next five years.
