Landmark experiment could cause end of the world

[steveny]

Will you throw in a Shamwow?

not only will we throw in a shamwow if you order today we will also include the garden weasel, just pay shipping and handling of 49.95

 

[yojack1]

not only will we throw in a shamwow if you order today we will also include the garden weasel, just pay shipping and handling of 49.95

Is that one Shamwow and one Garden Weasel per mini Black Hole, or do the Black Holes only come in a twinpack? If so the 12-pack at cosco would be a better deal, their made in China .

 

[Klayton]

http://www.lhc-live.com/

hehehe :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[White92]

wwweeeell. I sure would love to carry one of those black holes around in my pocket. Someone starts being an a-hole and I say "hang on a second I have something for you in my pocket" Then pull out the black hole and throw it on them, poof..they disappear I pick up my black hole and continue on with my day.

Eventually there wouldn't be any people left to rent from you though.....

 

[nsxotic911]

http://www.lhc-live.com/

hehehe :biggrin: :biggrin:

That's a joke, right?

 

[DocL]

That's a joke, right?

You can't be serious? If so, I vote to ban! :biggrin:

 

[NSXrunner]

http://www.lhc-live.com/

hehehe :biggrin: :biggrin:

ROFL I love it!! :biggrin::biggrin:

 

[Klayton]

:wink:

 

[John Corbitt]

Only if you act now will we double the order.

I hear ACME sells them.

 

[docjohn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0nQUF00Sg

 

[steveny]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0nQUF00Sg

It's time for another good movie like that.

 

[ChongLee]

Now children, in case of a "BlackHole" emergency,
get down on the ground, bring your knees to your chests,
and cover your heads with your hands.
:biggrin:

 

[Ojas]

uh, no.

Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the Earth Yet? - Stay informed. Monitor it live.

Uncritical Thinking Kills

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[NSXrebel]

I think now is a good time to go see a loan shark. :biggrin:

 

[Tony Montoya]

The LHC has been turned on but they haven't smashed any particles yet.
I wonder if they have any magnets that will stick to aluminum.

 

[MAJOR STONER]

 

[enkrypt3d]

To be able to create enough energy, Stephen Hawking said that we would have to have a particle accelerator the size of our solar system to create a black hole.

Guys, relax. We will *never* be able to create a black hole.

 

[akira3d]

What we don't realize is that in testing this device, they've already transported us into another dimension...

 

[docjohn]

When those particles collide and muons, bosons,strings ect burst forth from the catyclism,at the center still smoldering will be,,,Chuck Norris!!!!

 

[synergy004]

Chuck Norris is always in control. No worries. He blinked and it caused a glitch.:biggrin:

 

[MAJOR STONER]

Why is the CERN logo 666?
Why do they have a statue of Vishnu at CERN?
Why start it up on 9/11?

"Now I AM become death, the Destroyer of worlds."-Vishnu


Paul is Dead - CERN Suitcase 666
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[sicarius82]

To be able to create enough energy, Stephen Hawking said that we would have to have a particle accelerator the size of our solar system to create a black hole.

Guys, relax. We will *never* be able to create a black hole.

I'm sure if they had a nuclear reaction to create 1.21 gigawatts of electricity, harnessed within a flux capacitor, they could do anything.

 

[Malibu Rapper]

To be able to create enough energy, Stephen Hawking said that we would have to have a particle accelerator the size of our solar system to create a black hole.

Guys, relax. We will *never* be able to create a black hole.

You must have misunderstood what he was saying. Here is an actual video of what he was saying.

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[enkrypt3d]

You must have misunderstood what he was saying. Here is an actual video of what he was saying.

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hahaha good find! *Spamming my contact list with this one*

 

[lunchman]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/large_hadron_collider.png

(found at: http://xkcd.com/401/ )