# Math, Words & Life (Funny)

#### TucAZNSX

##### Got this via email and thought it was true and funny! :tongue:

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100% Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

If: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
is represented as:
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26 on a percentage basis.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-!-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, it's the BullSh!t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

This to so true
Slacker =69%