Scam the Nigerian RSO 34 Style!

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He did It. Can you? If you are bored then leave current scams here. When I get bored I will try to go on and on as he did. (Truly a talented man) And I will post it for all to see. I think this is a true skill, one that must be developed. I hope this can become a Prime-time-past time. HAHAHA I dont work so get some scams posted. I encourage EVERYONE to try it at least once!
 
A few years ago part of my job was opening the mail for the acct. dept. at an oil company. As a hobby I began to collect Nigerian scam letters. You wouldn’t believe how many came in. It seems like scamming is a major industry there; it's what Nigeria is known for, anyway.
I think the people who use the internet to scam the scammers are akin to modern crusaders, using tech to punish the wicked and see justice done.
Go get ‘em, Sarge.
 
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The guys at 419eater.com are awesome, they've achieved everything from scamming money out of the Nigerians to coercing the scammer into getting a very specific and hilarious tattoo.
 
REQUESTING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE
Dr.CLAY HAFIA
BANK OF AFRICA.
OUAGADOUGOU -BURKINA FASO.

Reply me here please.
Email:[email protected]

Dear Friend,
This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however,it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for thistransaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank.I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds($11.5million) of one of my bank clients who died along w ith his entire family on 31 july 2000 in a plane crash.You can confirm the genuiness of the deceased death by clicking on this web site.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/30 while 10% will be mapped out for expenses.If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the transferwill be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail.
have a great day.
yours,
Dr. Clay Hafia




Good morning Brother Clay,

I read with great interest of your proposal. I am taking this as a sign from God of my chances to attend to the needs of my flock together with being able to spread the Good Word through this opportunity. However, it would help if I could receive 35% of the fund to accomplish my Mission.

Kindly advise.

Rev. William U. Phystme






From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: CALL ME ON MY MOBILE PHONE AFTER READING THIS MAIL: 00226-78114279
Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2008 06:13:48 +0000

Dear friend
How are you and your family? Thanks for the mail,Meanwhile,I think you need better understanding of this transaction, so in this light read the information below; First, I want you to know that a next of kin can be a brother, sister, friend, or extended relation from any part of the world irrespective of your sex, age and colour as the bank is aware of this fact your been related to the deceased or not does not matter, i want to assure you that there are no risks involved in this transaction because it is something i studied well as a senior director in this bank before contacting you to assist me as a foreign partner, to work as one body with sincerity and claim this dormant fund. like i stated earlier to you, if there is any risk of any kind i don't think i can risk my jobopportunity for something that i am not sure off.

i am still a senior director in this same bank where the fund will be transferred from to your designated account. i am also here to direct you in all things you are to do. i contacted you because i cannot make this claim alone except with a foreigner, you have no much duty to do as i will be directing you appropriately in every step so that we succeed. the bank account holding the us$11.5m belongs to our bank customer who is deceased since the year 2000. our bank customer mr kurt kahle died alongside with his wife and son. the bank account that is holding the us$11.5m has no next of kin attached to it and as that the bank account is open to, liable to and subject to inheritance claim. i want you to understand that there is no time to waste, if this us$11.5m is not claimed now, it might remain forever in the treasury of the bank. the truth and the fact about this business,i have given to you. i await your response... the transfer of the us$11.5m is going to take
place legally in the bank. there is not going to be any short-cut transfer here in the bank. the transfer of the us$11.5m is going to take place under strict banking laws/ethics and operational guidelines. so the bank in your country is not going to disturb you, because due and proper banking process must be implied in the transfer. the bank in your country is not going to question you since the us$11.5m has to be transferred to your bank account as an 'inheritance claim fund' and you will be tagged the beneficiary of the fund.

the bank authorities must request some legal documents such as the certificate of death of mr.kurt kahle and i have already procured the death certificate of mr.kurt kahle. the bank authorities must surely request the presentation of this legal documentation before the transfer of this us$11.5m. ishall be your guidance in this transaction so there is not going to be any problem or mistake in this transaction.

here are my personal data / profile.
(1) date of birth :01st /03/ 1964
(2) place of birth: fada n'gourma.
(3) height:1.99
(4) weight:84 kg, not permanent.
(5) sex: male.
(6) qualification: m.b.a in economics.
(7) occupation: banker.
(8) present position: (b.o.a) file/auditing debt.Director.
(9) working experience :( t.i.c) insurance banjul gambia, & presently in (b.o.a) ouagadougou burkina-faso.
(10) marital status: married with 3 children.
(11) province of origine or state: bobo-dioulasso.
(12) nationality: burkina-faso west africa.
(13)blood type: ax.
(14) home: dad, mum no brother or sister, my wife & 3 children.
(15) pass.port nos: a1008622.
(16) driving licence nos : jf 08140.
(17) hobbies : listing to music & instructs school kids.
(18) h.i.v test: negative.
(19) life policies: always sober & calm.
(20) life styles: corporate & decent.
(21) work in a kitty: dont take it personal.
(22) favourite food: snacks & rice.
(23) favourite drinks: soft drinks.
(24) aim: to resign from bank & become an international business man.
(25) family adage: to whom much is given, much is expected.
office address: (b.o.a) north west zone-annex,01 ouaga burkina faso.
house address: 82 zangote yenugua 02 bp 4587 ouagadougou 02 burkina-faso west africa.
get back to me with the informations below so that i can forward to you the text of application and the banks contacts for you to apply immediately.

Update me with your personal information such as;
1.Your name in Full:
2.Your House Address :
3.Your Occupation :
4.Your Age :
5.Your direct phone number;
get back to me immediately
with all this
information, then i can be able to forward to you the text of application and the banks contacts for you to apply to the bank.
Dr, Clay Hafia

CALL ME ON MY MOBILE PHONE AFTER READING THIS MAIL: 00226-78114279

NB,MAKE SURE YOU KEEP THIS TRANSACTION AS YOUR TOP SECRECT AND MAKE IT CONFIDENTIAL TILL WE RECEIVES THE FUND INTO THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL PROVIDE TO THE BANK. DONT DISCLOSE IT TO ANY BODY, BECAUSE THE SECRECY OF THIS TRANSACTION IS AS WELL AS THE SUCCESS OF IT.





Good morning Brother Clay,

You still have not confirmed that I will be getting 35% of the funds. Kindly advise the new arrangement.

Also, I will try to gather all of the financial information for you as soon as I can resolve a few urgent matters in my Church. Would you believe that yesterday Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cared? It is truly troubling to discover that and as I am sure you can imagine such a conundrum has caused quite a stir among my flock.

Thank you for sharing your personal information with me. You seem to be a decent and spiritual man. I was curious as to whether you have ever met a good friend of mine who recently traveled to your area. His name is Hugh Jass and he would be easy to spot with a full head of red hair. I think Hugh may still be there so if he is, kindly send my regards.

Cordially,

Wilu




Dear friend
I agreed on the 35 percent, meanwhile, I want you to Update me with your personal information such as;
1.Your name in Full:
2.Your House Address :
3.Your Occupation :
4.Your Age :
5.Your direct phone number;
get back to me immediately
with all this
information, then i can be able to forward to you the text of application and the banks contacts for you to apply to the bank.
Dr, Clay Hafia

CALL ME ON MY MOBILE PHONE AFTER READING THIS MAIL: 00226-78114279





Brother Clay,

I sent you the information by telepathy to speedify the process.

Would you most kindly advise please, what is the frequency, Kenneth?

Fondly,

Wilu



where is the information?


It was sent telepathically. You should have received it intra-cranially. Please refer to your henweigh for proper categorization of the disinformation. This is perfunctory to the upholding of the biangelic llama statues.

Hope all is well,

Wilu
 
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