Unofficial 'What if ????' thread

[Ski_Banker]

If you could be anybody, do anything, or live anywhere...

...whom would you be, what would you do, or where would you live?
:smile:

 

[isellpower]

Ron Jeremy
Porn Star
So Cal

 

[john@johnhudakracing]

- Hugh Hefner !!
- What do you think?
- Where do you think?

 

[Synthesis]

me
nothing
everywhere

 

[davidf]

I assume you mean a much younger Hugh Hefner right?:biggrin:
Me, I guess Michael Shumaucher.

 

[steveny]

If you could be anybody........ Kate Beckinsale
do anything...................... Play with myself all day
live anywhere................... Really doesn't matter if I am Kate Beckinsale and can play with myself all day

 

[ChongLee]

Ron Jeremy
Porn Star
So Cal

LOL!!!

 

[Ski_Banker]

Jeez, congratulations on your brevity! :wink: Where's John at MSFT? :tongue:

I'll answer my own question:
Person - Mick Jagger
Place - The Islands, Caribbean
Occupation - (F1 driver, with Rock Star and alpine ski racer a close second)

Edit - J@MSFT did weigh in! Man this must be a lame thread....lol.

 

[JonBoy]

Person - me
Place - Italy or Spain
Occupation - F1 driver (no contest)

 

[mickeylex]

Me.
On a private beach (as long as my family was near me).
Retired.

So, I've got 1 of 3 worked out already. Just need the beach house and need to retire. :biggrin:

 

[myguitar]

Be - Chuck Norris
Place - Everywhere, cause that's the place he owns
Do - Attack of the killer beards!

OK, on a serious note, I'd live in the Rockies, be an F1 driver and be myself, except I'd want Nick Nolte's looks.

 

[eNeSeX 95T]

If you could be anybody........ Kate Beckinsale
do anything...................... Play with myself all day
live anywhere................... Really doesn't matter if I am Kate Beckinsale and can play with myself all day

hahahaha Nice

 

[Maximus_NSX]

ROTFLMAO Steve!! My friend said the same thing about Madonna back in her prime. He said he wished he could be Madonna so he could F himself!

 

[heathbar0]

If you could be anybody........ Kate Beckinsale
do anything...................... Play with myself all day
live anywhere................... Really doesn't matter if I am Kate Beckinsale and can play with myself all day

LOL (me too)

Excerpt from Seinfed's "the Contest"
I don't understand you. I really don't. You have nothing better to do at 3:00 in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk; I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

 

[NSXLuvr]

If you could be anybody........ Kate Beckinsale
do anything...................... Play with myself all day
live anywhere................... Really doesn't matter if I am Kate Beckinsale and can play with myself all day

YOU WIN!!!

 

[White98LS]

Myself
Somewhere on the coast in Italy
WRC driver