What should the caption on this pic be?

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As a former phone-based software salesguy, when I first saw this pic (no personal items on the desk, just a bare desk and a phone) I couldn't help but think, "Hi, my name's Barack Obama and I'm calling from the White House to ask for your contribution to our TARP Phase II Bailout Plan. Anything you can spare - $100, $500, $1,000 - is welcome. Which level can I put you down for?"
 

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It's lonely at the top.
 
Yo, you wouldn't believe the job I just got!

or

Hello, Dominios?
 
Hey Lud,

Now I can finally get that NSX I've always wanted. Can you let me use a Yahoo email address to register my user name on Prime?
 
"Hey, where the white women at?"

OR

"Reporter: Sir, those are dummies.
President Obama: How do you think I got elected?"

OR

"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."

OR

"We've gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen! "

OR

"I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy! "
 
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"Hay Dude, where are the pens, papers and desk blotter I ordered?"
 
"Houston, we have a problem"
 
Mr. president we have a collect call from Nepal,,,it's Rev Wright.
 
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Can you hear me now?
 
"I can't believe this. It's my first day and there are no fat white chicks or cigars. Clinton can kiss my a$$!"
 
"Hello Illinois? Any chance I can get my old job back? They didn't tell me how f'd up things really are over here!!"
 
"No Honey, you need to do your homework before you can watch Hannah Montana".
 
"Hello Comcast? I had an appointment to have my cable/internet installed between 8am and 4pm- it is 4:30, and the installer hasn't arrived yet...

No I don't want to bundle phone service. I have a phone, Where is the installer?

What do you mean he was shot by the secret service? Oops sorry about that! Can I reschedule? I don't want to miss any more episodes of The Office...

What do you mean next Monday? Do you have any idea who I am?!?!?
 
"Very nice George, now where did you hide all my shit?"

"911? Yes, it's Barack again, this time George glued the phone... to me!"

"This sure is a lot of fun for $800 Billion a minute!"

The guy on the other end - "Can you hear me now?"
Barack Obama, not realizing what job he signed up for: "Yes! Sigh!"
 
"Can you bring the new NSX back?"
 
Get me Batman!
 
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