The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support Agency
forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine
excerpts from the forms.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by
Jim X. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I
believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived
at a party on Acacia Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met
that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you
manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ
risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do
so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the
economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all sailors look the same
to me. I can confirm that he was on a ship berthed at Norfolk.
8. Peter X is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask
him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. >From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney - maybe
it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd
have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Miller
Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby- after all when
you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart
forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine
excerpts from the forms.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by
Jim X. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I
believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived
at a party on Acacia Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met
that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you
manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ
risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do
so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the
economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all sailors look the same
to me. I can confirm that he was on a ship berthed at Norfolk.
8. Peter X is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask
him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. >From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney - maybe
it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd
have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Miller
Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby- after all when
you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart
