Aiken Drum said:
Words like "bcuz" and "b4" make baby Jesus cry.
Amen to that. Hard to follow that text messaging language. Hope you get it back soon.
I had a buddy buy a Porsche in FL from a private seller and on his way back to Missouri, he was pulled over in a similar fashion. The cop found out that there was a warrant on his record, even though it was a clerical mistake for an unpaid parking ticket that had been paid long ago. Since the cop had no idea what the warrant was for, he had to arrest him. There had apparently been a high number of stolen vehicles leaving FL and they were patrolling that area pretty heavily. The mistake my friend made was to try to reach in his suit coat to get the title to prove he didn't steal the car. Not knowing if he was reaching for a gun, the cop flipped out and slammed him on the hood of the car. Mistake number two was his natural reaction to raise up after getting slammed on the hood the first time. The cop obviously didn't like that very much and didn't respond very kindly.
He was taken to the jail.
The funny part is what happened next. Now when you happen to get thrown in jail, you obviously don't want to be dressed nice and looking your prettiest which my buddy was, so he was a little nervous for a potential peak in his social life. He was desperately trying to get a hold of someone in his family to help him get out, but the only person he could get in touch with was his grandmother. The problem was when the automated attendent on the phone said, "you have a collect call from *^% at the county jail press 1 to accept", my buddy heard the click click click of the rotary dail because she had no touch tone phone. After several attempts, he couldn't get through there either.
Now for the worst part. As he was sitting there in jail waiting to be realeased, a bus pulled up to the jail. It is a bus full of hardened criminals that were on their way to the state prison. What surprised him is that they were getting off the bus and they were looking for a place to put them all for a while. I'm sure his butt cheeks clenched just at the thought as he sat there in his business suit wondering if it would be his birthday suit in minutes.
As the criminals were coming in, he heard from another cell, an older woman that had been incarcerated screaming "I'm horny, I'm horny" at the approaching inmates. The inmates were getting excited, hollering things of their own. Now even more nervous, my buddy asks the guard, "You are not going to put me in a cell with any of them are you?". He informs him that he is not, but after lack of space he ends up in a cell with only 4 of them. He says he felt an uncomfortable stare upon him, and when he looked up, they were just sitting there looking him up and down. Luckily, he got out soon after and before any attempts of rape.
Long story short, make sure you have all your i's dotted and t's crossed before you buy a car because you never know when you could be some death row's mangina.