Questions You Would Have For God ???

[MYNSX]

Hey GOD

Me
What the heck were you thinking when you made Seth a man??
It's obvious he a woman trapped in that body!!

GOD
Actually I was off shift at the moment and someone screwed up ,sorry dude it happens ..... laughing.


To those reading this post.
(if your offended sorry,If your not your going to hell w/ me!! LOL )

 

[PHOEN$X]

careful...

I think you might just get your chance to meet the maker, if you push Seth over the edge.

 

[ajnsx]

Why am i talking to something that doesn't exist!

 

[satan_srv]

remember all those times I sat in sunday school? can I have that time added on to the end of my life? thanks.

 

[Yellow Rose]

Right.....

.....to @#$% to something that doesn't exist.

But since MYNXS can't even punctuate correctly - your vs. you're - his post is like toilet paper. jeez.

 

[MYNSX]

Re: Right.....

.....to @#$% to something that doesn't exist.

But since MYNXS can't even punctuate correctly - your vs. you're - his post is like toilet paper. jeez.

LOL.... uhhhh ????

Now I'm being corrected on my punctuation .THAT IS FUNNY!!

 

[KulSecHskY]

Why am i talking to something that doesn't exist!

If you're talkign to him then he obviously exist... play the game



First question, Am I going to hell?


Then I mumble some cuss words at him. lol

 

[NeoNSX]

Joking about going to hell isn't really a joking matter, but i'll play along.


Me to God:
If Bill and Satan_srv are going to hell, do i get to keep their NSX's?

Me to God:
Who are the Forums Nazi and Mr.Wolf???


If I were to ask God <B>serious questions</B>, i guess I'd rather be thanking him for stuff:

* Thank you God for Honda
* a BIG thank you God for preserving <B>Phoe<FONT COLOR=red>N$X</FONT></B> in his car accident <IMG SRC="http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif">
* Did i thank you God for Honda?
* thank you for not sending Bill to hell for being suck a cheeky bugger.
* Many other things too personal to share here.

I'd also ask him to explain how women work. Although after seeing the movie "What Women Want", i don't know that i care to know. That film was the most terrifying horror film i've ever seen.

 

[SCS2k]

What do you think of all of the people who judge, condemn and commit atrocities in your name?

Is the Bible a 2000 year old story book that has been repeatedly and horribly misinterpreted, or is it just me?

Duck-billed platypus? What were you thinking?

 

[Joel]

Me to God: "Why?"

 

[NetViper]

Me to God: "Why?"

God to You: "Why not?"

 

[steveny]

First...how is my uncle doing up their?


What is the date I will expire? I would like to spend every last dime before then. If I can make just one months payment on a Enzo and enjoy it to the fullest I could careless who makes the other payments.

 

[digimanoc]

What do you think of all of the people who judge, condemn and commit atrocities in your name?

Is the Bible a 2000 year old story book that has been repeatedly and horribly misinterpreted, or is it just me?

Duck-billed platypus? What were you thinking?

LOL! good stuff!

 

[Eric5273]

Hey God......do you know Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny??

 

[SCS2k]

LOL! good stuff!

Thank you.

 

[martin]

Hi

Me: Did not expect to be here..but is Ayrton around?

God: Line up with the other NSXPrime'rs over there

Regards

 

[dynatac]

"Have you seen my keys?"

 

[ajnsx]

Joking about going to hell isn't really a joking matter, but i'll play along

You'd better stay the hell away from Doom 3 then!

Sorry, couldn't resist!

 

[kenjiMR]

Can I become immortal please?

 

[deedubb]

"who killed JFK?"
"what is REALLY in Area 51?"
"whats the scoop on aliens? real or not?"

And most importantly...

"Did Anna Nicole Smith Really lose all that weight on trim spa or was it surgery?"

HAHA

 

[tochigidream]

* Thank you God for Honda

Amen.

"What's up with the bermuda triangle?"

 

[NeoNSX]

<B>tochigidream</B> : what's up with your avatar?! I think you need to post a high-res version of that on the Samuari thread before you start getting demands.

 

[tochigidream]

NeoNSX: Sorry, those britney pics are lo-res to begin with. I'll try to come up with something, though! Glad you like my avatar.

 

[digimanoc]

Amen.

"What's up with the bermuda triangle?"

I was watching something where they were explaining that by saying it was a natural phenomenon having to do with methane gas pockets bursting under water.... it was interesting. It can sink ship instantly as well as choke out the old piston engine in aircraft. made sense.

 

[MiamieNeSeX]

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