Your mama's so fat, I tried to drive around her on the freeway and ran out of gas!
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Yo momma so stupid, she thought "Masturbation" was a karate instructor.
Your momma's so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone.
I used to like playing the dozens / snaps back in high school. :biggrin:
Here are some from MTV's "Yo Momma":
Not my words - don't take offense at anything I write here. :smile:
* Yo momma is so fat, her shadow weighs 40 pounds
* Yo momma is so dark, she stood against a white wall and people thought she was a hallway
* Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads, "One at a time, please."
* Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
* Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
* Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
* Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
* Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
and.....Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Here are some from MTV's "Yo Momma":
Not my words - don't take offense at anything I write here. :smile:
* Yo momma is so fat, her shadow weighs 40 pounds
* Yo momma is so dark, she stood against a white wall and people thought she was a hallway
* Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads, "One at a time, please."
* Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
* Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
* Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
* Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
* Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
and.....Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Your mama's so old I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead!
Your momma is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
I love these, they are so funny!
I love these, they are so funny!
Yo mama is so cross eyed, your dad left her for seeing someone on the side!!
Yo momma is so fat...she sweats butter and syrup...so she got a full time job wiping pancakes on her forehead!
Yo momma is so skinny, she can walk through closed doors
Yo momma's house is so small, the front door leads to the backyard
Yo momma is so old, she don't have a cammel's toe, she has a chicken's gizzard
Yo momma is so old she farts dust
Yo momma is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground a missed!
Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't find lent in her belly button, she finds sweaters
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she can pass a piss test with the water she spits back into a cup
will add more later :biggrin:
Yo momma is so skinny, she can walk through closed doors
Yo momma's house is so small, the front door leads to the backyard
Yo momma is so old, she don't have a cammel's toe, she has a chicken's gizzard
Yo momma is so old she farts dust
Yo momma is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground a missed!
Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't find lent in her belly button, she finds sweaters
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she can pass a piss test with the water she spits back into a cup
will add more later :biggrin:
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
your momma is so stupid, she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps.
your momma is so dark, she went to night school and got marked absent.
your momma is like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows.
your momma is so fat, after sex she smokes turkey.
your momma is so ugly, she trick-or-treats over the phone.
your momma's teeth is so yellow, "i can't believe its not butter"
your momma is old, her social security number is '1'
your momma is so stupid, she got stabbed in a gun fight.
your momma is so skinny her nipples touch.
your momma is so fat, she has a microwave for a beeper
your momma's underwear is so 'funky', roaches check in, but they don't check out.
your momma is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a discount.
your momma is so short, i could see her feet on her drivers license.
your momma is so ugly, she ties a steak on her leg so the dog would play with her.
your momma is so ugly, when she was a baby she was fed with a sling shot
your momma is so ugly, when she was a baby her incubator was tinted limo.
your momma is like an elevator, press the right buttons and she'll go up and down on you.
your momma is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
your momma is so fat, after sex i rollover twice, and im still on the bitch!!!!
your momma is so dark, she went to night school and got marked absent.
your momma is like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows.
your momma is so fat, after sex she smokes turkey.
your momma is so ugly, she trick-or-treats over the phone.
your momma's teeth is so yellow, "i can't believe its not butter"
your momma is old, her social security number is '1'
your momma is so stupid, she got stabbed in a gun fight.
your momma is so skinny her nipples touch.
your momma is so fat, she has a microwave for a beeper
your momma's underwear is so 'funky', roaches check in, but they don't check out.
your momma is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a discount.
your momma is so short, i could see her feet on her drivers license.
your momma is so ugly, she ties a steak on her leg so the dog would play with her.
your momma is so ugly, when she was a baby she was fed with a sling shot
your momma is so ugly, when she was a baby her incubator was tinted limo.
your momma is like an elevator, press the right buttons and she'll go up and down on you.
your momma is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
your momma is so fat, after sex i rollover twice, and im still on the bitch!!!!
I saw your mama kicking a can on 42nd street and asked her what she was doing.... she said she was moving.
What's the difference between your mama and an airplane? Not everyones been in an airplane.
What's the difference between your mama and a toilet? A toilet doesn't dollow you around after you use it.
What's the difference between your mama and a toilet? A toilet doesn't dollow you around after you use it.
enough of all these mama jokes... lets get off the topic... after all i just got off yours!
Yo mama is sooo fat, she puts Mayonnaise on her Aspirin
Your Mamma's so fat, when someone yells "Kool-Aid", She comes bustin' through the wall
your mama is so fat... you have to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot!
What's difference between your mamma & bowling ball?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball & the bowling ball is easier to eat.
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball & the bowling ball is easier to eat.
Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo momma so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked jesus in the teeth.
Yo momma so short, she stepped off the curb and died.
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she goes: "Ding-dong!"
Yo momma so fat, when she looks at the menu, she says: "Ok."
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try land on her.
Yo momma so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
Yo momma so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her bathroom.
Yo momma so ugly, they push her face into the dough to make "Gorilla Cookies".
Yo momma so hairy, you suffered from rug-burn when you were born.
Yo momma so hairy, look like she got BuckWheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked jesus in the teeth.
Yo momma so short, she stepped off the curb and died.
Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she goes: "Ding-dong!"
Yo momma so fat, when she looks at the menu, she says: "Ok."
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try land on her.
Yo momma so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
Yo momma so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her bathroom.
Yo momma so ugly, they push her face into the dough to make "Gorilla Cookies".
Yo momma so hairy, you suffered from rug-burn when you were born.
Yo momma so hairy, look like she got BuckWheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your momma is so old she remembers when prime's homepage was current
OneRedNSX said:
OUCH THAT HURT, but so true!DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!!:biggrin: :biggrin:
Yo momma is so fat, when she broke her leg gravy poured out.
What do yo momma and a moped have in common?
They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you.
Yo momma is so fat she needs a kickstand on her wooden leg.
Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to McDonald's they have to change the marquee.
Yo momma is so dumb she uses Liquid Paper on the computer monitor to fix mistakes.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her parents.
What do yo momma and a moped have in common?
They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you.
Yo momma is so fat she needs a kickstand on her wooden leg.
Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to McDonald's they have to change the marquee.
Yo momma is so dumb she uses Liquid Paper on the computer monitor to fix mistakes.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her parents.
yo momma so dumb she bought paper rolls for $140!
yo momma so gay she is on my space
yo momma so dumb, she took her nsx to pohanka for service
Dont take these seriously :tongue:
yo momma so gay she is on my space
yo momma so dumb, she took her nsx to pohanka for service
Dont take these seriously :tongue:
