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laugh #2

7 February 2001
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
- Tom Clancy

# "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Steve Martin

# "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen

# "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Rodney Dangerfield

# "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
- Woody Allen

# "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
- George Burns

# "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
- Matt Barry

# "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- Camille Paglia

# "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
- George Burns

# "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
- Henry Miller

# "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
- Lynn Lavner