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The Evil Genie

Vega$ NSX

Vega$ NSX

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I am the Evil Genie and I have granted all you members of NSX Prime one, and only one, wish. Please tell me what your wish is. But a word to the wise, try to be as specific as you can or you'll realize that you just might get what you wished for. For I am an Evil Genie and I will grant your wish with a catch. For example, if you wish for peace on earth, then I'll spread a virus that kills everyone on the planet. In that way you get your wish of peace on earth because everyone is dead. So make your wish, you only get one, and see if you can stump the Evil Genie. :smile:
 
Vega$=Ski banker:confused:
 
with my one wish I will wish for unlimited wishes.

You can close the thread now as you are going to be very busy. :D
 
steveny said:
with my one wish I will wish for unlimited wishes.

You can close the thread now as you are going to be very busy. :D
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The Evil Genie has granted your wish of unlimited wishes, which also means that each wish can only also be for unlimited wishes. That's going to mean that actually you will be the busy one wishing for unlimited wishes, unlimitedly! Thy Evil Genie has spoken! Next! :biggrin::tongue:
 
I wish that the Evil Genie will stop granting wishes from now on starting at 8:57pm EST October 4th 2009.

Thread over.
 
Sigh. Well you guys are no fun. This could have been a fun and silly thread. But I guess you prefer threads like this. Long live half naked chicks.
 
Vega$ NSX said:
Sigh. Well you guys are no fun. This could have been a fun and silly thread. But I guess you prefer threads like this. Long live half naked chicks.
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I'm sorry if I hurt the Evil Genie's feelings. But, we were put to the test and came out victorious. Now it's time to get back to the half naked chicks. :biggrin:
 
DocL said:
But, we were put to the test and came out victorious.
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Hardly. Nobody but Steveny was brave enough, check that, non-yellow bellied, cowardly, squwak like a chicken to even try. :tongue: The thread will still remain open for anyone who has the balls to give it a shot. For all the rest of the non-intellectuals, I'll leave you to your half naked women. :biggrin:

BTW, for those thinking I've drunk the Ski Banker KoolAid, I'm just doing this because we really are running out of threads to discuss. So unless we come up with more outrageous type threads, like this one, I'm worried that this forum will slowly start to fade. I've seen it happen to other forums. :frown:
 
Vega$ NSX said:
Hardly. Nobody but Steveny was brave enough, check that, non-yellow bellied, cowardly, squwak like a chicken to even try. :tongue: The thread will still remain open for anyone who has the balls to give it a shot. For all the rest of the non-intellectuals, I'll leave you to your half naked women. :biggrin:

BTW, for those thinking I've drunk the Ski Banker KoolAid, I'm just doing this because we really are running out of threads to discuss. So unless we come up with more outrageous type threads, like this one, I'm worried that this forum will slowly start to fade. I've seen it happen to other forums. :frown:
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yeah to me it's got a lot of reposts of RSS feeds.
 
I get it now vega$...you miss trying to reorient Ski.....some of your most lengthy/intriguing posts were in dueling with him and the other outa body types:tongue: Its ok:cool: ...I wish for the knowledge to be able to cure all forms of cancer....and for an army of androids to protect me and my island lab/hideaway until I can patent all aspects of the proccess.......
 
NsXMas said:
I wish for NSXPO 2010 to be in Las Vegas. :tongue:
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Good one. Except that wish has already been granted. Since this wish has already been granted, I can only curse it retro-actively. The curse is that you will get your NSXPO in Vegas in 2010 but the retroactive curse is that it took soooo long to finally get there! :biggrin:
 
quack said:
Magneto's super power to control metal via controlling magnetic waves that I could control perfectly. This power would not effect my well being (health looks etc) and could be hidden to avoid being experimented on. Since I would have excellent control of it I could still use computers and electronics the same.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magneto_(comics)
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Now that's the spirit! The Evil Genie had to think about this one.

Your power to control metal via magnetic waves has been granted. However, you failed to specify the amount of time this would last. The powers quickly fade and you soon return to a normal human being. Well, normal as possible for you at least. :biggrin::tongue:

Thy Evil Genie has spoken!! :biggrin:
 
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docjohn said:
I get it now vega$...you miss trying to reorient Ski.....some of your most lengthy/intriguing posts were in dueling with him and the other outa body types:tongue: Its ok:cool: ...I wish for the knowledge to be able to cure all forms of cancer....and for an army of androids to protect me and my island lab/hideaway until I can patent all aspects of the proccess.......
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Haha, getting all Fruedian on me? Are you sure your not one of those head-doctors in disguise? What are they called? Psychogist... Psychics... Psycolos... oh yeah.. Hippies! :tongue::biggrin: (Lol, no offense to Hippies, j/k again! No offense to Psychologists)

Well you broke the first rule of wishes and used the word "and" to combine two wishes into one sentence. As such, your wish will only be granted in some haphazzard combination of both wishes combined. Therefore, the Evil Genie has granted you the ability to cure cancer only in androids. And since there are no androids, and they don't get cancer, you essentially have no ability at all. Back to your day job!!! :tongue::biggrin:

They Evil Genie has spoketh!
 
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Ok, I'll take one for the team and use my wish for the better of all.

I wish the Evil Genie (Vega$ NSX) will no longer grant wishes in an evil, misconstrued fashion but in the way the wisher had originally intended, without suffering personal injury, injury to others, surroundings or property (physical or otherwise) as a consequence to the original wish - for all future wishes by anyone making a wish.

:biggrin:
 
C-speed said:
Ok, I'll take one for the team and use my wish for the better of all.

I wish the Evil Genie (Vega$ NSX) will no longer grant wishes in an evil, misconstrued fashion but in the way the wisher had originally intended, without suffering personal injury, injury to others, surroundings or property (physical or otherwise) as a consequence to the original wish - for all future wishes by anyone making a wish.

:biggrin:
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Boy you guys are good! :smile: I should have known better than to challenge you guys.

However, I think I still have you. The Evil Genie grants your wish, however, evil and good is subjective. What is evil for you is good for others. In fact the wishes are neither good nor evil, they are just fullfilled. For example, quack asked for the power of Magneto, however, if used that power to control the world, he could be considered evil by some, good for him. By limiting his power for a short duration, the Evil Genie did good in the eyes of some. But ultimately, the Evil Genie did neither good nor evil, he just fullfilled a wish. The goodness or evilness of it is in the eye of the beholder and the wisher; the Evil Genie has no control over that.

As for the intent and no harm to body or property, the Evil Genie wants to make sure that is what you are asking, for if that is fullfilled, then all wishes are nullified. For example, DocJohn wished for the cure for cancer. To cure cancer you need to kill cels, like in chemo and radiation. Or sometimes you need to cut a person open to operate on them. If you can't cause bodily harm then you can't also cure that person. Also, you need to destroy property in order to make it better. If someone wished for a house, you could not build it if you didn't cut trees down and cut the wood. You couldn't build a stone castle or concrete without breaking rocks.

To all, you have C-speed to thank for ruining all future wishes! :biggrin::tongue:

Thus Evil Genie harst spaken!
 
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