I'm glad they are not my neighbors... I would probably be using State of Florida owned computers right now if they were.
I am so sorry dquarasr2 - in my quest to abbreviate and not make the post so long winded, I completely lost context. Here are the players:
wife: person that actually signed the paperwork to have my car towed (even though everyone knows that her husband pulls her strings. That way he remains free).
husband: spouse of the woman that ordered my car towed.
Owner: he owns the property/house where I parked, next door to husband & wife.
The property owner said in his deposition that the husband & wife had complete control over his property (assumably while he's out of the country) to do whatever they wished.
The TOW truck driver told the sheriff's office dispatcher that I always park in "their" driveway and they were tired of it - thus the tow.
Actually we've bought another house OUTSIDE of any HOAs and plan on moving this summer.
With just the "wife" her own attorney's fees are in excess of $7000 now. The "husband" will be served separately soon and he will be required to get his own/separate attorney (from his wife's) and that will cost him another probably $5000. In the end, it will probably end up costing wifey & husband about or around $15,000 for this tow.
Oh, too bad, soo sad! Don't Care. HE (husband) has harrassed me for more than 12 years that I've lived here. He deserves this and much more. Thinking about calling my friend with the newspaper......
Hope this is better! Sorry...
I'll plead that I was under the influence of Greek adult beverages so my governor was turned off.
Go to Barnes & Noble, pull a subscription postcard out of every magazine on the racks and have a friend fill each one out (so the handwriting can't be traced back to you) with the neighbor's name and address.
Posting his car for sale at a bargain basement price on Craigslist (via a proxy server of course) would also prove to be quite annoying for the nasty neighbor.
I have many other suggestions but these two should get you off to a good start.
Don't get mad, get even.
lmfao^My friend once placed a CL ad for a free trampoline with my ph# on it. My phone rang NONSTOP. I had no idea that many people searched for trampolines.