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tit for fat...

Irony...

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Hey Calvin, I just realized I haven't contributed to this thread !!!
 
>Subject: BIRDS & BEES
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>The little boy asks his father--Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, Ah, my
>son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, you're
>Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. Then I set up a date via
>e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded
>room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
>was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
>nor since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
>blessed
>little popup appeared and said: You've got male!
 
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one day.. maybe.. just maybe... :tongue:

makes underworld look like a joke..

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okay so that picture of the soccer team. oh my, what a beautiful sight.

I sent that picture to a few of my directors with the a msg that read "Please advise, I have to leave early to coach my soccer team, sorry for the short notice. Included is a picture of my players"

Half of them immediately came by saying, "when are WE going?!"

The head guy came up to me and said, "its great that you are coaching. I couldn't open the picture on my blackberry, do you have the picture?"

Needless to say, I think he was satisfied with what he saw.
 
yup... i'll have to second that.. totally kicked my arse..

:tongue:

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