Fiat Joke I heard

[KSXNSX]

What does FIAT stand for?



















Fix It Again Tony



Disclaimer: I in no way intend for this joke to offend any Italians, Fiat-owners or people named Tony. Apologies to any offended.

 

[zahntech]

Dude that joke is like 30 years old!!..My dad had a number of Fiats starting in 1971 up to 1981 and I think the first time I remember hearing that one was in 1979:tongue:

 

[ChopsJazz]

A friend of mine had a Fiat with this plate:

FIASCO

 

[Klayton]

I remeber reading a whole list with jokes like that. I only can remember Ford, fix or repair daily.

 

[clr1024]

I remeber reading a whole list with jokes like that. I only can remember Ford, fix or repair daily.

I have heard this one too, FORD = Found On Road Dead

 

[DocL]

I heard FIAT also stands for Found In A Toilet. But then again, that was also thirty some years ago. Welcome to 2007. :biggrin:

FORD= Fvcked-up, Overhauled, Rebuilt, Dodge.

 

[0ctan3]

HONDA
Have Only Nice Days Ahead :biggrin:

 

[Larry Bastanza]

I heard FIAT also stands for Found In A Toilet.

I beleive that is "Fits In Any Toilet"

Regards,
LarryB

 

[Dtrigg]

And of course the also 30 year old...

L - lots
O - of
T - trouble
U - usually
S - serious

 

[kilika89]

This is kinda of an old and different joke, but what the hell.

What vehicle did Anakin Skywalker use for his pod race?








Answer: A Toyoda (yeah pretty cheap joke huh?)

 

[mdb]

I had a pair of X1/9s, so I've heard quite a few



Why do Fiat's have rear window defrosters?

To keep your hands warm while you're pushing it.


The NHTSA ranked the X1/9 as #1 in head on crash survivability. They found in nearly all the reported frontal accidents that the tow truck had absorbed most of the impact.

 

[DDankew]

ADIDAS

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex

 

[nsxotic911]

I had a pair of X1/9s, so I've heard quite a few



Why do Fiat's have rear window defrosters?

To keep your hands warm while you're pushing it.


The NHTSA ranked the X1/9 as #1 in head on crash survivability. They found in nearly all the reported frontal accidents that the tow truck had absorbed most of the impact.

Oh my gosh, this has got to be one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard

 

[NSXGMS]

This is kinda of an old and different joke, but what the hell.

What vehicle did Anakin Skywalker use for his pod race?








Answer: A Toyoda (yeah pretty cheap joke huh?)

There is such a thing as a Toyoda:

 

[Zennsx]

What does FIAT stand for?












Fix It Again Tony



Disclaimer: I in no way intend for this joke to offend any Italians, Fiat-owners or people named Tony. Apologies to any offended.

The last time I heard that joke I fell out of the cradle laughing...

 

[Cairo94507]

FORD = Fails On Race Day- disclaimer, all of these have been around for more than 30 years.

 

[Ski_Banker]

Ford = F*^ker Only Runs Downhill

Somebody ask Imus what Pontiac stands for...hehe.

 

[Ojas]

Here's some useless info...

A Toyoda

There is such a thing as a Toyoda

Yep! It's actually the name of the founder of Toyota, Kiichiro Toyoda. The company's name was changed to Toyota some time after its first vehicles were produced, so the early vehicles were called Toyoda.

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota
• http://www.toyota.co.jp/en/history/

 

[SilverStone05]

Ford = F*^ker Only Runs Downhill

Somebody ask Imus what Pontiac stands for...hehe.

LOL, I was waiting for that.

 

[enesexdreamer]

All Competition Usually Runs Away:wink:

 

[TURBO2GO]

Q: what do you call the shock absorbers of an NSX-R?











A: passengers.

 

[KSXNSX]

Q: what do you call the shock absorbers of an NSX-R?











A: passengers.

Hahaha.

 

[makav3li]

Ford = F*^ker Only Runs Downhill

Somebody ask Imus what Pontiac stands for...hehe.

you gotta find him at his house since he no longer has a job

 

[dyee]

Tom, Tim, Tuan, Thuc, Thad, Tad, Tak, Thurston, Thurgood, Terry, anymore T's?

:wink:

 

[makav3li]

Tom, Tim, Tuan, Thuc, Thad, Tad, Tak, Thurston, Thurgood, Terry, anymore T's?

:wink:

timmy, tommy, thom, titus, tam, todd