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- Thread starter SFNSXguy
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You guys keep going, I'm starting to feel young again
.I actually went to see Gary Hoey the other night .... granted, he was playing 5 minutes down the road, so I was home nice and early
.I have ties older than some of you guys.:tongue:
All my memories are in black & white.
When I jump in the car the first thing I do is turn the radio on to give the tubes time to warm up......
...............is this still necessary? What's this FM crap everbody's talking about...
Don't spin the the tuner dial on the TV so fast, You'll break it!
Boy, I'll be glad when we get rid of this party-line and get a private phone line......
Ok.... I guess I'm passing the test.
ACD
you now have enough money where the girls that call you "sir" can call you "sugar daddy"
you now have enough money where the girls that call you "sir" can call you "sugar daddy"
But those younger girls in the room that are looking at you are thinking, "Who's the creepy old guy", instead of "Who's that good lookin guy".
Cool - you got a pic of doug and breathalyzer girl!
Very nice! At the particular age that this gentleman exhibits, he should ensure that he commences all conversations among younger women with, "Let me tell you how I made my fortune". Then he's no longer creepy old guy; he's a stud.
I'm so old:
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
What, no engine?
I've got your back Hal. Is that you new helmet?
yep... i opted to not get the one with flames and now regret my decision
You do realize that this is something an "old" guy would say, right? lol (i mean, "ha-ha" for the older people) :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
I think he got tired of the "newbies" with no savoire faire.
Classic Vinyl on Sirius/XM. All the music guys my age need to hear!
On the other topic I was out for dinner with my son's Hockey team the other night and when the very attractive waitress came by the table I caught myself wondering what her mother might look like rather than leering at her. Problem is I'm probably too old even for the mother!! :frown::frown:
Peter
On the other topic I was out for dinner with my son's Hockey team the other night and when the very attractive waitress came by the table I caught myself wondering what her mother might look like rather than leering at her. Problem is I'm probably too old even for the mother!! :frown::frown:
Peter
I came into this thread just to see if I was old or not, but now I realize that by coming in this thread I answered my own question... :biggrin:
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texting while old...
seems like this is a good post (from another forum) to pass along to this crowd and to our children and grandchildren.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
happy holiday texting :tongue:
seems like this is a good post (from another forum) to pass along to this crowd and to our children and grandchildren.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
happy holiday texting :tongue:
Hal, I was laughing so hard when I was reading that post PGW. (Pacemaker Got Wacky)
Age hit me in the face when I heard it had been fourty years since the Beatles released their last studio album (Let It Be).
You know you are old when they reduce sexual misconduct charges to "Assault with a Dead Weapon".
You know you are old when they reduce sexual misconduct charges to "Assault with a Dead Weapon".
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