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If we eat our greens and say our prayers, then one day it just might be. It just might be. 
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its 3:00 am and im hungry!
ADNOH said:
It certainly is: featuring the Queen of NSXPrime, Ms.Christine.
<B><A HREF="http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16478">Different Views Of My NSX</A></B> : featuring Terry the King of Pix, numerous lady friends, a lot of skin, and some very cheeky comments!
Here's my contribution to this thread:
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>> Test for Dementia
>> Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
>> them
>> inst antly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
>> OK?
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>> Let's find out just how clever you really are.
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>> Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
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>> First Question:
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>> You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
>> position are you in?
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>> Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
>> wrong!
>> If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
>> second!
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>> Try not to screw up in the next question.
>> To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for
>> the
>> first question.
>>
>> Second Question:
>> If you overtake the last person, then you are.?
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>> Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
>> again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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>> You're not very good at this! Are you?
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>> Third Question:
>> Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
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>> Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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>> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add
>> another
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>> 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
>> Now add 10. What is the total?
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>> Scroll down for answer.
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>> Did you get 5000?
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>> The correct answer is actually 4100.
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>> Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not
>> your
>> day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
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>> Fourth Question:
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>> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
>> What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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>> Answer: Nunu?
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>> NO! Of course not.
>> Her name is Mary. Read the question again
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>> Okay, now the bonus round:
>> There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
>> action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
>> expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
>>
>> Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
>> should he express himself?
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>> He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
>>
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>>
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>> KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
>> Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
>> them
>> inst antly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.
>> OK?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Let's find out just how clever you really are.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> First Question:
>>
>>
>> You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
>> position are you in?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
>> wrong!
>> If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
>> second!
>>
>> Try not to screw up in the next question.
>> To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for
>> the
>> first question.
>>
>> Second Question:
>> If you overtake the last person, then you are.?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
>> again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> You're not very good at this! Are you?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Third Question:
>> Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
>>
>>
>> Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
>>
>>
>>
>> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add
>> another
>>
>> 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
>> Now add 10. What is the total?
>>
>>
>> Scroll down for answer.
>>
>>
>> Did you get 5000?
>>
>> The correct answer is actually 4100.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not
>> your
>> day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Fourth Question:
>>
>>
>> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
>> What is the name of the fifth daughter?
>>
>>
>>
>> Answer: Nunu?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> NO! Of course not.
>> Her name is Mary. Read the question again
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Okay, now the bonus round:
>> There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
>> action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
>> expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
>>
>> Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
>> should he express himself?
>>
>>
>> He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
NeoNSX said:It certainly is: featuring the Queen of NSXPrime, Ms.Christine.
<B><A HREF="http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16478">Different Views Of My NSX</A></B> : featuring Terry the King of Pix, numerous lady friends, a lot of skin, and some very cheeky comments!
Here's my contribution to this thread:
Now that's funny! LOL Who would think to put a pancake on a rabbit?
OMG! Laughing my ass off!!! :biggrin:
Nice one Steveny
Nice one Steveny
Gentlemen, this thread is 100% BS. At least the Ms.Christine thread had something to look at.
Ok.. that dementia test kicked my tail...
totally uncool :tongue:
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totally uncool :tongue:
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I saw a turtle.
I kicked your turtle
flaminio said:
This thread's moving a little slow, here are some picks from the Tail of the Dragon run that we made last weekend. Great time had by all and an excellent assortment of rides.
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wow...I would be allll over that road. Heck!!! love the lake....
Ok, here's one.
A man takes his family to Israel for vacation. While he is there his mother-in-law contracts a disease and dies immediately. The man consults customs and is told it will cost $5,000 to ship her back to the states for the funeral - or he could bury her here, in the Holy Lands, for $150.
The man thinks about it for a few minutes and then tells the customs agent he better go ahead and ship her home. The customs agent is confused and asks why he would ship her home when he could just bury her there so much cheaper - after all, family is already there.
The man says, "look, a man died and rose from the dead here 2000 years ago; I just can't take that chance".
A man takes his family to Israel for vacation. While he is there his mother-in-law contracts a disease and dies immediately. The man consults customs and is told it will cost $5,000 to ship her back to the states for the funeral - or he could bury her here, in the Holy Lands, for $150.
The man thinks about it for a few minutes and then tells the customs agent he better go ahead and ship her home. The customs agent is confused and asks why he would ship her home when he could just bury her there so much cheaper - after all, family is already there.
The man says, "look, a man died and rose from the dead here 2000 years ago; I just can't take that chance".
Is anyone else lactose intolerant?
Wingnutt said:
No. But...
My girlfriends nephew, 2 years old, breaks out every time he eats tomatoes. I have asked his mother twice to take him to an allergist and she won't. She, the woman married to my girlfriend's brother, is lazy and the kid suffers because of it. I would like to smack her one time.
Wingnutt said:
What has this thread come too.... oh wait... this is how it's always been.
65468461321684354679873.48746576 * 94643464641651651561564748976878 * 71354941357987313216549879613797 = ????
Haha! The Calculator in Windows will not compute a number this large... it goes into scientific e+<I>nn</I> mode. So only true mathematic experts will be able to do it.... where's <B>gheba</B>?
or wait... let's try to calculate pie... that will ensure this is the longest thread.
It is here!
I spoke with Lud and the next update of the forums will include a gigabit-numbers scientific calculator for those useful calculation that you propose!
I spoke with Lud and the next update of the forums will include a gigabit-numbers scientific calculator for those useful calculation that you propose!
Fun math:
11111*11111 = 123454321
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11111*11111 = 123454321
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