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The World's Longest Thread

ccns23 said:
Wow....a whopping 8 pages.....I think we have a ways to go to live up to the thread title.

It's not even the longest thread on Prime -- the stock market thread has more posts and more views.

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And this has even more posts and a few more views: http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16478 :)

A local "racing" site has this thing going: http://www.texasracingscene.com/showthread.php?t=18 :confused:

This one is pretty long, 1400+ pages: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=138515
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thought you all would enjoy this one.

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1993 Acura NSX
$33,900 (Or Best Offer)
Mileage 37,000
Transmission Manual
Condition Excellent
VIN JH4NA1151PT000177
Exterior Color Red
Interior Color Black

Features: A/C: Front, Cruise Control, Power Locks, Leather Interior, Power Seats, Airbag: Driver, Airbag: Passenger, Anti-Lock Brakes, Cassette Radio, CD Changer, Power Windows, Rear Window Defroster, Alloy Wheels

Numerous Upgrades:
6 speed OEM tranny with Comptech GP2 clutch w/ Comptech Reverse lockout 97 OEM Big Front and Rear Brake w/ rotors
Stainless Braided Brakelines
16/17 Solaris Silver OEM Rims w/ Yokohama tires
Complete Wings West body kit prof. installed
2002 trunk lid and M3 Spoiler lip
OEM exhaust w/ dual tips
HID 6000k Kit prof. installed
Newer OEM Bose speakers
Newer OEM Slave brake cylinder
OEM 6 CD Changer (w/ NSX Logo)
Dali Smartena

Condition Description: Well Maintained, always garaged, NO accidents, 30k service done, newer brake pads front and rear with new fluid.

Notes:
CD Changer is malfunctioning
Typical paint chip on bottom of front ait dam

Please call with questions, 831-239-3113

Thanks
Eric
 
Late for work

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (20 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar
gun
on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love(?), asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a <BR>rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch, until it's a bout 6 feet wide." <BR><BR>"And just what the hell do you d o with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. <BR><BR>"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket: $105.00
Court Costs: $45.00
Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS
 
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