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Do you shiver when you pee?
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Pee'd four times today, intently observing to see if I would shiver. Didn't shiver once. Somehow it knew I was looking for it and therefore did not show up! Maybe it's some sort of action initiated by some sort of alien inside our bodies when we pee and by actually looking for it, it tried to hide its existence!
I think you just found the remedy. No medication or surgery required.:wink:
Nope. That's Harland Williams who drinks the pee.
Dude, you need to drink more liquids! I peed four times today before I even woke up. Then again, I do have a small drinking problem.
Well, when you have a unit as big as mine, it takes a long time to fill up. LOL :tongue::biggrin:
No, it was for pees at the time of that posting. I probably pee'd several more times that day.
And speaking of drinking, have you ever noticed, if you drink a lot of beer, it will be a long while before you actually have to pee. But once you take that very first pee, it's like you have to go back every 10 minutes?
Alcohol inhibits the hormone that helps your body hold onto water (it's called ADH, or anti-diuretic hormone). So your urine output increases out of proportion to the amount you drink, and your bladder fills up quicker and quicker. This is how you get dehydrated despite the fact that you are taking in fluids.
Hey who invited the nerd to this beerfest? We were having such a classy discussion on pee and alcohol consumption, when you geeked it up with all your scientificy facts and thingies. Party Foul!!! Now go chug that pitcher of beer stat! :tongue::biggrin::biggrin:
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And speaking of drinking, have you ever noticed, if you drink a lot of beer, it will be a long while before you actually have to pee. But once you take that very first pee, it's like you have to go back every 10 minutes?[/QUOTE]
Also known as "breaking the seal" for time #1.
And speaking of drinking, have you ever noticed, if you drink a lot of beer, it will be a long while before you actually have to pee. But once you take that very first pee, it's like you have to go back every 10 minutes?[/QUOTE]
Also known as "breaking the seal" for time #1.
My bad. I'll make up for it this weekend in Vegas actually.
rofl...tictac sir???
hahahaha
Brilliant movie...rotflmao
hahahaha
Brilliant movie...rotflmao
Do they feel warm and wet?
So...
If the wife and I are driving and she says i have to pee...
I will usually exclaim as a joke as i hurry to the nearest pee facility...
pee PEE pee PEE pee PEE pee PEE...
But I will do it like one of those European police/ambulance sirens...
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/archive/Emergency/Siren-sounds/European-siren/58755
If I do this, my wife goes nuts and says it makes the urge to pee worse.
Interesting, eh?
If the wife and I are driving and she says i have to pee...
I will usually exclaim as a joke as i hurry to the nearest pee facility...
pee PEE pee PEE pee PEE pee PEE...
But I will do it like one of those European police/ambulance sirens...
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/archive/Emergency/Siren-sounds/European-siren/58755
If I do this, my wife goes nuts and says it makes the urge to pee worse.
Interesting, eh?
Try tapping the brakes. :biggrin:
Or turning on the windshield washers.
a good piss joke
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LOL :biggrin::biggrin: Watching the expression on Cheech's face the camera kept focusing on, actually had me laughing so much, :biggrin::biggrin: I missed the joke first time. It is a good joke, though.
Could help but notice but the pee shiverers outnumber non-shiverers.
Ironically speaking, since creating this thread, I haven't shivered since.
Ironically speaking, since creating this thread, I haven't shivered since.
maybe you got it out of your system? :biggrin:Could help but notice but the pee shiverers outnumber non-shiverers.
Ironically speaking, since creating this thread, I haven't shivered since.
Moan... :wink:
Urine rare form today with these puns! :biggrin:
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No, not really. It's almost that same feeling you would get if you're in between scared and excited. (maybe add nervous to that as well).
What? No response to my pun? You must be pissed. :tongue:
I guess it is up to me to keep this stream going. :tongue:
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