HA! Check out the prank I pulled on the office today. The whole place is in coniptions!
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Due to the current outbreak of malicious viruses causing system downtime, a new set of security guidlines
are being put in place.
First of all, all network drives will be cleaned of excess files that are not business related. Music files, pictures,
and all other miscellaneous, will be deleted from the system by the end of business day today.
Second, access to all Internet sites will be severely restricted. All outside email accounts will be blocked
and access to Aon and other business related sites will only be allowed. Efforts to monitor all Internet access will be
stepped up and a detailed log will be kept.
Finally, for additional security purposes, desktop content will be restricted as well. The new Windows 2000 system
allows for complete control of user desktops. Any additional games, programs, music players, etc will be blocked
from functioning and only company applications will work.
These are just a few of many initiatives being taken to help protect our systems from further virus infection.
Full details are in a document entitled NEW SECURITY GUIDELINES.doc which is available to all on the
Shared drive. Please view the document first today for details before coming to me with any questions or concerns.
Thank you
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The Doc says APRIL FOOLS! AHAHAHA!!! in huge red letters.
Really had some people sweating throughout the office...
just thought I would share
