The stand-up comic, Jeff Foxworthy, does a routine about "You might be a redneck if..." In that vein, here are a few similar items for us. Feel free to add more!
You might be an NSX owner if...
...you change your rear tires more often than your oil.
...you get to work early just so that you can get that one perfect parking space that is a little bit bigger than the others, so that you can avoid door dings.
...you spend more than an hour a day on NSXprime.
...you drive through driveways and garage entrances at an angle.
...you know what a "snap ring" is, and how to find out whether a particular car is susceptible to it failing.
...people have asked you what kind of Corvette your car is.
...you know what "fix-it thingies" are.
...you know where the name NSX comes from.
...you think a Zanardi is a car, not just a race car driver.
...you have a vanity license plate that includes the letters NSX.
...you look aghast if anyone slams your trunk lid.
...you know what "short gears" are and what the acronym "R&P" stands for.
...you've told people not to call the removable roof version of the NSX a "Targa".
...you think the Forums Nazi is funny.
...you have your timing belt replaced because of the time interval instead of the mileage interval.
...you've spent more on an exhaust than other folks spend on a supercharger.
...you never see anyone else with the same wheels as you have on your car.
...you wear a shirt or jacket with your car club logo on it so that people will ask you about your car.
...you think "scam" when someone tells you they saw a great deal on a car like yours on Autotrader.
...you don't mind that you don't see your car all winter long.
...you know why the OEM tires for your car are different from other (aftermarket) tires.
...you've told people to look in the FAQ or to use the search.
...you plan your annual vacation so that you can use it to attend NSXPO.
...you know how much it costs to have your clutch replaced, even if you've never had it done yet.
...you know who refurbishes trunk lid struts for your car.
...you smile when a passenger asks you about the noise they hear when you start your car, because you can tell them exactly what it is.
...you know the difference between Monte Carlo Blue and Long Beach Blue.
...you have extra tires in your basement or garage.
...you've had your car stereo speakers sent out for repair.
...you know you can pack more stuff in your car's trunk than any non-owner would ever believe.
...you won't take your car to just "any" dealer or mechanic.
...you know the answer if someone asks you which alignment specs your car uses.
...you think of detailing your car as a pleasure.
...you know which year the NSX got a removable roof panel, which year the engine displacement was enlarged, and which year its styling was revised to include HID headlights.
...you know what an aspirator fan is, and how to know when it needs cleaning or replacement.
...you've bought a piece of luggage just because it fits so well in the trunk of your car.
...you are smiling every time you get into your car.
You might be an NSX owner if...
...you change your rear tires more often than your oil.
...you get to work early just so that you can get that one perfect parking space that is a little bit bigger than the others, so that you can avoid door dings.
...you spend more than an hour a day on NSXprime.
...you drive through driveways and garage entrances at an angle.
...you know what a "snap ring" is, and how to find out whether a particular car is susceptible to it failing.
...people have asked you what kind of Corvette your car is.
...you know what "fix-it thingies" are.
...you know where the name NSX comes from.
...you think a Zanardi is a car, not just a race car driver.
...you have a vanity license plate that includes the letters NSX.
...you look aghast if anyone slams your trunk lid.
...you know what "short gears" are and what the acronym "R&P" stands for.
...you've told people not to call the removable roof version of the NSX a "Targa".
...you think the Forums Nazi is funny.
...you have your timing belt replaced because of the time interval instead of the mileage interval.
...you've spent more on an exhaust than other folks spend on a supercharger.
...you never see anyone else with the same wheels as you have on your car.
...you wear a shirt or jacket with your car club logo on it so that people will ask you about your car.
...you think "scam" when someone tells you they saw a great deal on a car like yours on Autotrader.
...you don't mind that you don't see your car all winter long.
...you know why the OEM tires for your car are different from other (aftermarket) tires.
...you've told people to look in the FAQ or to use the search.
...you plan your annual vacation so that you can use it to attend NSXPO.
...you know how much it costs to have your clutch replaced, even if you've never had it done yet.
...you know who refurbishes trunk lid struts for your car.
...you smile when a passenger asks you about the noise they hear when you start your car, because you can tell them exactly what it is.
...you know the difference between Monte Carlo Blue and Long Beach Blue.
...you have extra tires in your basement or garage.
...you've had your car stereo speakers sent out for repair.
...you know you can pack more stuff in your car's trunk than any non-owner would ever believe.
...you won't take your car to just "any" dealer or mechanic.
...you know the answer if someone asks you which alignment specs your car uses.
...you think of detailing your car as a pleasure.
...you know which year the NSX got a removable roof panel, which year the engine displacement was enlarged, and which year its styling was revised to include HID headlights.
...you know what an aspirator fan is, and how to know when it needs cleaning or replacement.
...you've bought a piece of luggage just because it fits so well in the trunk of your car.
...you are smiling every time you get into your car.
