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Really Id never have the oppertunity to try either of them. And If I was single and did have the chance, I wouldnt even bother. Neither of my lines would work, its best to keep things simple.
 
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this is how i pick up women
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That was the funniest $hit I have seen in a long time. It kinda makes me want to go out and do the same! Women never know when to keep their mouth shut about the Boyfriend thing. HAHAHAHA

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I found this link on page 3 of OFF TOPIC. I think it has alot in common with this thread. when you watch the video, it shows the mother of the poor child, and she is well above average in looks. Very cute girl, this husband of hers, total slob and tool, what pick-up line did he use, because im sure she wont be listening to that one anymore. Just goes to show you...hot chicks hook up with MORONS EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2008/01/28/tan.or.toddler.stun.gun.katu
 
Sarge said:
I found this link on page 3 of OFF TOPIC. I think it has alot in common with this thread. when you watch the video, it shows the mother of the poor child, and she is well above average in looks. Very cute girl, this husband of hers, total slob and tool, what pick-up line did he use, because im sure she wont be listening to that one anymore. Just goes to show you...hot chicks hook up with MORONS EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2008/01/28/tan.or.toddler.stun.gun.katu
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That dude has a big ass head!
 
Yeah damn she was cute. It's because morons , idiots , jerks etc aren't afraid to talk to hot chicks. I'm always amazed when I meet really pretty/hot/beautiful girls and they're single. They say most guys are afraid of them. Truth is though I've yet to meet a hot chick that isn't f*cking nuts! I swear the hot ones are the hardest to get away from to!

Oh yeah he does have a big ass head and neck to go with it:biggrin:
 
WingZ said:
Truth is though I've yet to meet a hot chick that isn't f*cking nuts! I swear the hot ones are the hardest to get away from to!
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theyre hard to get away from becaus you dont want to stop hitting it:tongue:


that dude in the videos retarded, but that chick is ok but you know shes nuts just by looking at her, i mean her husband used a stun gun on their kid
 
I beg to differ, but you know that could be a whole other thread entirely. someone make a still frame of her and add a poll. lol I cant see myself not stoping for her is she was broke down.
 
fullracehonda said:
this is how i pick up women
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I'm crying. That's SOOOO FUNNY!!! :biggrin:
 
fullracehonda said:
this is how i pick up women
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The dog was the best part lol!
 
The old "Can I buy you a drink" shit does not work, you buy her a drink and she leaves. Best think I have seen is just ask them questions and get them intrested in you not the free drink.
 
Ryanmcd2 said:
The old "Can I buy you a drink" shit does not work, you buy her a drink and she leaves. Best think I have seen is just ask them questions and get them intrested in you not the free drink.
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It took me 29 years to figure that one out, and when I did, I didnt even get a chance to try it in the bar. I meet my wife on AOL and it turned out she lived 3 miles from me. coulda had the NSX half way paid off by now if Id known sooner. I hope the drink I bought all those girls was the one that was the one too many and had some other tool holding their hair in front of the toliet HAHAHAHA
 
WingZ said:
Truth is though I've yet to meet a hot chick that isn't f*cking nuts!
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Too many choices. That's their problem. They don't have to fix anything that's not working right when they can just go get new. Problem is most of the time they broke it in the first place.
 
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