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Angelina Jolie :biggrin:
Julie Banderas Fox News
Jessica Alba.
Marisa Miller...Victoria Secret model
Charlize Theron :smile:
pretty much any girl on this forum who owns an NSX! 
(what, guys can't be gold-diggers too? )
(what, guys can't be gold-diggers too? )
pretty much any girl on this forum who owns an NSX!
I like you
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I'm single, I can relate. Looks can't compensate if she's a selfish, self centered, nutcase.....but they sure help :biggrin:
Can you believe I dated a girl that had all three of those negative qualities. Man she was pretty. Walk in anywhere and everyone would stare at her. I can remember walking through a mall and I had my arm around her and this group of guys walked by. After they passed I knew they would turn around to look at her ass. So I put my hand down there with my middle finger out. They all laughed. LOL...oh the good old days.
Finding a pretty lady that has her head on properly is a daunting challenge.
Women can wait, I have goals......like an NSX for meself
Women can wait, I have goals......like an NSX for meself
Playboy playmate Jamie Hammer. yes, everynight would be "hammertime".:biggrin:
Hahah Family Guy.
Err, I dunno, I'm sure i can think of someone, maybe i'll make my own like Nas did in the song "Makings of the Perfect B****".
That seems like a good idea.
Well... there is a new girl at my local pub. She is a hot young redhead that just has the most amazing eyes and jawline I've ever seen. She is really something. She just started so we don't know each other well yet but since I'm close to everyone that works there, I'm sure sooner than later we'll be friends...
Anyway....
So I'm sitting at the bar yesterday and drinking, and she stops by next to me to order few Guinnesses for her table. A minute later, the barkeep hands me a Guinness and then puts four more on her tray. She comes by again to get the tray and she pauses for a second, looks at all her beers and looks at mine, which I hadn't touched yet, and she notices how each one has a shamrock traced in the foam. That's something that this bartender always does to every Guinness he pours. She tells me "You know, every Guinness I order always has a shamrock in it. I've never seen a beer that does that when you pour it." She then casually walked away. The bartender heard it. My friends around me heard it. We laughed intensely. I don't think I want her anymore.
Anyway....
So I'm sitting at the bar yesterday and drinking, and she stops by next to me to order few Guinnesses for her table. A minute later, the barkeep hands me a Guinness and then puts four more on her tray. She comes by again to get the tray and she pauses for a second, looks at all her beers and looks at mine, which I hadn't touched yet, and she notices how each one has a shamrock traced in the foam. That's something that this bartender always does to every Guinness he pours. She tells me "You know, every Guinness I order always has a shamrock in it. I've never seen a beer that does that when you pour it." She then casually walked away. The bartender heard it. My friends around me heard it. We laughed intensely. I don't think I want her anymore.
Well... there is a new girl at my local pub. She is a hot young redhead that just has the most amazing eyes and jawline I've ever seen. She is really something. She just started so we don't know each other well yet but since I'm close to everyone that works there, I'm sure sooner than later we'll be friends...
Anyway....
So I'm sitting at the bar yesterday and drinking, and she stops by next to me to order few Guinnesses for her table. A minute later, the barkeep hands me a Guinness and then puts four more on her tray. She comes by again to get the tray and she pauses for a second, looks at all her beers and looks at mine, which I hadn't touched yet, and she notices how each one has a shamrock traced in the foam. That's something that this bartender always does to every Guinness he pours. She tells me "You know, every Guinness I order always has a shamrock in it. I've never seen a beer that does that when you pour it." She then casually walked away. The bartender heard it. My friends around me heard it. We laughed intensely. I don't think I want her anymore.
What you don't know is the bartender has HIS "pubs" shaved into a reverse shamrock. LO FREAKING L.
See the girl........she knows that. :biggrin:
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Kate Beckinsale is my ideal babe.
Oprah
Christie Brinkley, in National Lampoons , even now at her age :biggrin::biggrin:
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