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jesus and moses are playing golf...

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Jesus has 183 yards to the green over a lake. Moses offers Jesus the 5 iron

J: 7 iron Moses

M: Are you sure? It seems like a 5 iron

J: If Jack Nicklaus can make this shot with a 7 iron, so can I!

Jesus takes a swing with the 7 iron and the ball lands in the water.

M: Wait, i'll get it

Moses parts the water and retrieves the ball. He then offers Jesus the 5 iron

J: No, If Jack Nicklaus can make this shot with a 7 iron, so can I!

Jesus takes a swing with the 7 iron and the ball lands in the water. Moses retrieves the ball.

M: c'mon Jesus, just use the 5 iron

J: No, If Jack Nicklaus can make this shot with a 7 iron, so can I!

Jesus takes a swing with the 7 iron and the ball lands in the water.

J: Wait Moses, I'll get this one.

Jesus walks across the water and retrieves his ball. A guy at the other end of the lake sees this and yells, "Hey, that guy thinks he's Jesus!" To which Moses replies, "no, he thinks he's Jack Nicklaus!"
 
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