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What's more serious, golf or murder?

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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody golf club standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that five iron?"

"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times ... just put me down for five.
 
good joke, but sounds to me like doug needs to get out and drive his nsx down the coast a bit :)
 
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody golf club standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that five iron?"

"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times ... just put me down for five.



:biggrin::biggrin:
 
good joke, but sounds to me like doug needs to get out and drive his nsx down the coast a bit :)

Good idea. Think I'll take it out, drive down South and see if I can pick up a little honey.:biggrin:
 
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