NSXPO "official" smack talk

[Andrie Hartanto]

Andrie,I had to go to Sam's club in order to get a can of whoop-ass big enough for ya!I look forward to my 3120 lb 96 targa na showin you its 02 valence all day long!

What can of whoop-ass? just make sure it doesn't face yourself when you open it

Hey, the weight of the car is similar. Except Tom's car is a bit heavier due to the cage.

Don't worry, I'll let you guys on the east coast pass me once in a while, like on cool down or warm up

 

[Peter Mills]

Civics are not allowed ...this is a NSX event..unless the Civics have training wheels.

 

[Larry Bastanza]

Andrie,

If Peter calls me and askes me to make setup changes I hold you responsible LOL...........................

Later,
LarryB

 

[RSO 34]

Bob,

you prove to be a pretty darn good lawyer. How much is your fee? Can we discuss it off line, how much will it take for you to switch side?

I can be bought. No job is too big, no fee is too big.

 

[Peter Mills]

I didn't recall having any problem passing anyone at Sears when the car was running right.
Andrie:
You didn't have any problems at Sears, but you couldn't pass me at Infineon.

 

[Peter Mills]

Well, I can't discolse her name yet. But as you already know, chicks digs race car driver. I am surrounded by a lot of beautiful women, and one of them happen to be a damn good lawyer

Let me quess- Marsha Clark

 

[DONYMO]

What is the similarity between a lawyer and a sperm?

 

[MarkB]

What is the similarity between a lawyer and a sperm?

I give up. What?

 

[Yellow Rose]

Wrong State

You, Doc John and Peter need to teach these Texas tots a thing or two!!

Wrong! Andrie Hartanto is from California. Besides, there are no "tots" in Texas because everything is bigger in this state.

 

[Yellow Rose]

Don't worry, I'll let you guys on the east coast pass me once in a while, like on cool down or warm up

You already said that, several posts ago.

 

[RSO 34]

What is the similarity between a lawyer and a sperm?

The both have a one in a billion chance of becoming human.

 

[Yellow Rose]

Andy:You didn't have any problems at Sears, but you couldn't pass me at Infineon.

I was not at NSXPO 2003.......Why do people get "Andy" confused with "Andrie"?

 

[RSO 34]

I heard from a little birdie about someone goes by the name of Gregg that is really fast. Let's hear it from the man himself. Gregg, where are you??

He is where you should expect him - always in front of you.

 

[DONYMO]

What is the similarity between a lawyer and a sperm?

ya beat me to it!

Iguess you've heard a bunch of lawyer jokes by now, right Bob?

 

[RSO 34]

ya beat me to it!

Iguess you've heard a bunch of lawyer jokes by now, right Bob?

We start most of them.

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?

What do you call a 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[DONYMO]

#2 is "a good start"

 

[the nsxnut]

#1 You see skid marks in front of the dead skunk?!

Maria

 

[RSO 34]

So far 2 out of 2. Any guesses on number 3?

 

[the nsxnut]

Hi Peter,

I'm an obnoxious visitor. Coming to wreak chaos in your sandbox. Be very afraid.... be very afraid.....

The California guys had their chance to bring their cans of whoop ass at Infineon and to tell you the truth, Andrie must have been the only one to show up from that region . I thought Mark and I would be in the middle of the pack with all the CA smack talk on Prime on how they all track and race so much. However, that was not the case . I only saw Andrie. Where was everyone else?

I guess we will see which region can hold up their can of whoop ass at WGI . The Texans were pretty fast in their home turf. I know I will definitely be the fastest woman . Any other woman out there ready to challenge me? I would love to see more women out there, in the mean time, guys watch out . Footnote: This is for the other 80% of men out there who are not in this post that need to give me the point by a lot sooner.

Maria
Atlanta
'91 Sebring Silver

 

[the nsxnut]

#3 3 lawyers...One to do it and 2 to argue about it.

What do you call a lawyer buried up to his neck with sand?

Why don't sharks eat lawyers?

 

[RSO 34]

What do you call a lawyer buried up to his neck with sand?

The correct joke is as follows:

"What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand."

 

[RSO 34]

#3 3 lawyers...One to do it and 2 to argue about it.


Why don't sharks eat lawyers?

#3 - guess again

professional courtesy on the shark

 

[RSO 34]

Any other woman out there ready to challenge me?

I wonder if Andrie is man enough to be that other woman...........

 

[the nsxnut]

Thank you...I messed up for Mark...That's why I don't tell many jokes! He is busy working on our clutch.

Maria

 

[the nsxnut]

Close...Sharks don't eat their own kind.
Maria