Recent content by adv

a lot of good info at www.ehowa.com (ernie's house of whoopass) NWS warning enter site and go to "MY THOUGHTS ON" and then "speeding tickets". I like the rabbit technique: "A Rabbit. Personally, I prefer this technique, should I be on the interstate on a long drive. Find a car travelling...

you can download the first 2 videos here: http://darkuncle.net/zoom/ (videos are at the bottom of the page) fast d/l speeds too! [This message has been edited by adv (edited 03 September 2002).]

everyone wants to be next to you - if they can't have your car, at least they can pretend that they're getting in your passenger seat when they get out of their driver's seat

increase your piston compression, maybe to 11:1

Jesus has 183 yards to the green over a lake. Moses offers Jesus the 5 iron J: 7 iron Moses M: Are you sure? It seems like a 5 iron J: If Jack Nicklaus can make this shot with a 7 iron, so can I! Jesus takes a swing with the 7 iron and the ball lands in the water. M: Wait, i'll get it...

you gotta love that he buries his used car oil in his backyard...hello epa??

http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm

HAHAHA!!!

http://www.youngprimitive.cz/pong.html

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewItem&item=1320933653 it's better now

here are some snipits: "IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU CAN BUY THIS LIGHT FOR 45.00 FROM THE MEXICAN FLEA MARKET IN TIJAUNA MEXICO FROM A GUY NAMED LUPE HERNDAZ...PLEASE DONE EMAIL ME NOTIFIYING ME OF SOMEONE THAT HAS THE LIGHT CHEEPER THEN MY RESERVE." Lupe Herndaz!? HAHA...

if you need a laugh check it out http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewItem&item=1320933653 [This message has been edited by adv (edited 19 March 2002).]

http://fly.hiwaay.net/~rcarlile/miscpages/hella.htm http://www.autobarn.net/horns.html <- place to purchase what i have: http://www.autobarn.net/hp3-0114.html in order to fit it in my eclipse, i had to take off the black plastic and ust just the buzzer...a big improvement from factory...

go down to the police station and talk to the people there. Ask for a detective. You can just call them too. If it was my hood, i would have called the police the minute i found out who stole it and where it was! was a police report written for the stolen hood??

do people recognize the words "tofu" and "protein drink" on the menu and actually order them! will you find a gym that offers yoga, guided meditation, power-biking class, protein drinks, treadmills facing the street with full plate-glass windows so everyone can watch you, while the air...