complete this sentence

[robr]

I'm trying to write a 'roast' for a party I'm attending in about 3 hours.

Complete this sentence:

'she had bigger balls than.............'

 

[docjohn]

Tomaske! ok too specific....... uh how bout the white house.As in state balls.

 

[steveny]

The jolly green giant had on his Christmas tree last year.

The cop and car salesman who claimed to find Bigfoot. A cop and a carsalesman...come on.

 

[robr]

I had started with bowling alley and didn't really like the way that came out, I may just go with Tedy Bruschi. Local sports references are always good .

 

[queenlives]

NSFW Re: complete this sentence

the creators of south park.

(i googled "bigger balls than" and thought this was the best of the first 5 pages of results.)

or:

rambo

larry ellison

hillary clinton

enron management team

saddam hussein

and a couple of visuals (ewwww) to get the ball rolling...

 

[davidf]

I had started with bowling alley and didn't really like the way that came out, I may just go with Tedy Bruschi. Local sports references are always good .

LOL, the bowling alley really is pretty good.:tongue:

 

[Tony Montoya]

OK who ordered the nuttybuddy?

 

[Sarge]

Hillary Clinton

 

[LJSB]

I'm trying to write a 'roast' for a party I'm attending in about 3 hours.

Complete this sentence:

'she had bigger balls than.............'

King Kong.

 

[myguitar]

Dude!!! Janet Reno!

 

[Sig]

'she had bigger balls than.............'

.... a 1980's female East German olympic athlete.

 

[White92]

The jolly green giant had on his Christmas tree last year.

The cop and car salesman who claimed to find Bigfoot. A cop and a carsalesman...come on.

I'd go with Hillary Clinton. And what's this about car salesmen? :smile:

 

[iasc300]

King Kong couldnt fit his mouth around them

 

[sicarius82]

she had bigger balls than CRANE OPERATORS.

 

[BD]

 

[robr]

some of these replies are pretty good.... too late for them now, but still enjoyable. i was the ONLY person that had prepared for the roast, but i'm really glad i did and it got a lot of laughs. the hardest part for the roastee was for him to keep his mouth shut and take it. he wanted to rebut everything.... then he threw out there 'hey, i'm the funniest guy in this room and i can't rebut??' he's so modest too......

 

[iasc300]

tell us some of the jokes- :biggrin: