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Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk.
Yeah but you can hardly see it, its blocked by a buxom, albeit beautiful woman.........
whats that?.........................oh right
Owning a NSX has assisted in introducing me to a few of my best friends and is an amazing closing tool for the lady’s.
Owning as NSX makes me look smart even if that is questionable at best!
Owning a NSX can make a bad day a better day with a short/long drive and a few 8K rpm shifts.
Owning a NSX has been one of the best experiences of my life. At this point I couldn’t imagine not owning one!
Owning as NSX makes me look smart even if that is questionable at best!
Owning a NSX can make a bad day a better day with a short/long drive and a few 8K rpm shifts.
Owning a NSX has been one of the best experiences of my life. At this point I couldn’t imagine not owning one!
My neighbor says I wasted money buying an NSX because it comes only with 2 seats. Her car has 4 seats. Therefore, it is superior to an NSX........I can't argue w/ elder
<B>vintagecarman</B> : that's what it's all about. these points should be added to the FAQ as considerations for prospective owners.
<B>PoohBEAR</B> : I guess a Hummer would be best value for money then?
<B>PoohBEAR</B> :
I guess a Hummer would be best value for money then?
NeoNSX said:
<B>PoohBEAR</B> :
To her, the more the metal the better the car will be
Calvin, your new avatar is soooo cute!!
Hi love...Thanks to NEO
and NEO,
and NEO,
MsKadyB said:Calvin, your new avatar is soooo cute!!
NeoNSX said:<B>vintagecarman</B> : that's what it's all about. these points should be added to the FAQ as considerations for prospective owners.
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NEONSX
Sorry, I just got all worked up thinking about how awesome it is to own a NSX.
I'll try not to let it happen again!:
Two men are driving through Rockhampton when they get pulled over by the boys in blue. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in Queensland mate" the copper answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm from Victoria".
The copper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean-- and gives the guy his license back. The copper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the copper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the copper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.
"Because I know," the copper says," that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your mate and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in Queensland mate" the copper answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm from Victoria".
The copper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean-- and gives the guy his license back. The copper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the copper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the copper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.
"Because I know," the copper says," that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your mate and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"
Ms Smith is teaching her 3rd grade class.
She asks her students who can offer the correct answer to a challenging question.There are four birds sitting on a tree branch, if you shoot one of the birds with a gun how many are left?
Little Johnny says none. If you shoot one of the birds, the other three will fly away from the noise of the gun. Ms Smith says: no Johnny there are three but, I like your way of thinking.
Little Johnny asks Ms Smith.
There are three ladies sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.
The 1st lady is softly licking the top of the ice cream.
The 2Nd lady is nibbling on the cone then gently licking the ice cream.
The 3rd lady is sucking down on the ice cream and gobbling down on the cone.
Which lady is married? Blushing Ms Smith says it would be the 3rd.
Little John says: actually its the lady with the wedding ring but, I like your way of thinking
She asks her students who can offer the correct answer to a challenging question.There are four birds sitting on a tree branch, if you shoot one of the birds with a gun how many are left?
Little Johnny says none. If you shoot one of the birds, the other three will fly away from the noise of the gun. Ms Smith says: no Johnny there are three but, I like your way of thinking.
Little Johnny asks Ms Smith.
There are three ladies sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.
The 1st lady is softly licking the top of the ice cream.
The 2Nd lady is nibbling on the cone then gently licking the ice cream.
The 3rd lady is sucking down on the ice cream and gobbling down on the cone.
Which lady is married? Blushing Ms Smith says it would be the 3rd.
Little John says: actually its the lady with the wedding ring but, I like your way of thinking
Nice aussie flavoured joke, but in oz he would have said 2k (kilometres) down the road not miles!
i'm sorry i think that you got this the wrong way around. In Victoria is where the cop are the more violent ones compared to the Queenslanders, they all walk around in shorts and a t-shirt.
...<B>dippy</B> should know -- he's been pulled over a few times for doing the speed limit! How unfair is that? j/k
j/k
What happen to this thread? :biggrin:
Bringing it back to life! Common guys! :wink:
Bringing it back to life! Common guys! :wink:
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Hey PoohBear, time to bring this thead back, it is only at #318
Per request of Jagtiger and Awesomer1.......Who do you think standing between these ladies squeezing the pimpjuice with a smile on his face?
A giraffe walks into the bar and says:
"High balls on me.."
:tongue:
bad i know..
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"High balls on me.."
:tongue:
bad i know..
x
Why did the blonde plant Cheerios in her garden......
She was trying to grow doughnuts?
OK OK even worse
She was trying to grow doughnuts?
OK OK even worse
PoohBEAR said:Per request of Jagtiger and Awesomer1.......Who do you think standing between these ladies squeezing the pimpjuice with a smile on his face?
Darn Pooh!
Where do I get to try those? :biggrin:
And before i forgot....hApPy "oNe yEaR" aNnIvErSaRry ...
Cant believe this thread already one year old..gosh..
Good Job! Poohbear! :wink:
Cant believe this thread already one year old..gosh..
Good Job! Poohbear! :wink:
Jagtiger.............trial basis only However, you can be next..............
However, you can be next..............A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than
the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to
give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a
ticket. So, he asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he
used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me.
I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to
tease me all the time.
So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to
school. Dentistry was my dream. I Got all the way through school, got my
degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.
I Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my
assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD, DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was
Fred Dingaling MD with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the
VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and tore up the
Warning Ticket.
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the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to
give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a
ticket. So, he asks the man his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he
used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me.
I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to
tease me all the time.
So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD.
After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to
school. Dentistry was my dream. I Got all the way through school, got my
degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.
I Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my
assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD, DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was
Fred Dingaling MD with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the
VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and tore up the
Warning Ticket.
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