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things my father taught me

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Originally Posted: Sun, 13 Apr 09:33 PDT
Things my father taught me
Date: 2008-04-13, 9:33AM PDT


The measurement of my finger from the tip to the first joint is 1 inch...depth for planting peas.
The measurement to the second joint is 2 inches...depth for corn.
Return borrowed things in better shape than when you borrowed them.
There are two types of trouble...one is the trouble you knowingly walk into, the other is trouble that just happens...it's important to know the difference.
Walk softly but carry a big stick.
if you have to use said stick, make sure who you use it on, doesn't get up.
Grits is good.
Foul language is a sign of a limited vocabulary
Orion, the Big and Little Dippers.
Everyone is a friend until proven otherwise.
Licorice ferns, huckleberries, nettles, sword ferns.
Tabasco won't kill you even if you eat it by the spoonfull.
Don't watch the clock when you're at work.
Fish can see you if you look over the side of the boat.
Fish can hear you if you talk to loud.
Respect the elders.
Never go to bed angry.
That which does not kill you will hurt like the dickens, but it will make you stronger.
Family is the most important thing on earth.
How to play the guitar, spoons, mouth harp, and water filled bottles.
The true meaning of "Self Made Man"
If you don't know something, go to the library and learn it.
The phrases "I don't know", "I forgot", or "I tried (and failed)" are excuses.
There is a difference between an excuse and a reason, know the difference.
Take care of your apperance...even if it is just a t-shirt and jeans.
The world can change everything about you, except your point of view...unless you allow it to.

David L. McDonald
born 1936-passed 2008
precious father
beloved husband
A right good fellow.

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My dad told me this when I turned 18 and thought I was a man. Just because your an adult does not mean your a grown up, you must earn that. It has always stuck with me.
 
My dad told me this when I turned 18 and thought I was a man. Just because your an adult does not mean your a grown up, you must earn that. It has always stuck with me.
Many years ago,my father told me when i was going out for a drink on a Saturday night "if you are not in bed by 12......come home":biggrin:
 
When I was child, I thought power was physical strength. (Superman)

When I was a teenager, I thought power was money. (Warren Buffet)

Now I think that power is having control over one's self.

Who knows what I'll think in another 10 years. :S
 
From my father:

Tiger have stripes on skin. Human have stripes in heart.
Save some love when in hate. Same some hate when in love.
Care in clothing to keep new. Care in life to keep long.
Live righteous and sincere, for it ends in a blink of an eye.
 
This thread reminded me of this scene for some reason. (for those that have seen the movie, some of you younger folks might have not seen it, as its now a oldie) :biggrin:

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Beverly DeAngelo was sooooooo hott back then. Yeah, yeah, somebody had to say it. :biggrin:

She got a small part in the new Harold and Kumar movie. She's still alright, clearly older so the hotness level is lower, but at least she seems to be aging well comparatively, and not going plastic surgery happy like other actors and actresses that refuse to be realistic about their ages. (and if she is going under the knife, you cant tell)
 
She got a small part in the new Harold and Kumar movie. She's still alright, clearly older so the hotness level is lower, but at least she seems to be aging well comparatively, and not going plastic surgery happy like other actors and actresses that refuse to be realistic about their ages. (and if she is going under the knife, you cant tell)

Not to stray off topic, but hotness level will go up with age by my rules. (to a point :wink: )
 
Never trust a girl that pays her rent in singles. :biggrin:

Stripper1.jpg
 
My dad's favorite phrase: "Common sense is very uncommon":biggrin:
 
I have only met my dad a few times one thing I remember him say is...It takes two people to hold a relationship together...sometimes three.:biggrin:
 
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