my understanding of the Story Behind the Story aka "Dave and the NSX Who Loved Him-- II" is as follows
1962--One David Eugene Nigel "Thunderbolt" McCracken (aka Dave) is born to Sister Emily Elizibeth of the Most Holy Incontinence Church of the Big Red Dog
1963--In a freak accident, Dave's 3rd leg is caught in a car door, result in a 86% reduction in size, from 18" (projected adult size) down to 8 (projected adult size).
1965-- Dave becomes youngest human to undergo replacement of all bones with titanium. Some suggest it is this reason the the future giant of industry chose the NSX---the titanium rods.
1973--Dave experiences his first ever kiss with someone of the opposite sex not related to him by blood. Shortly thereafter he is caught "playing doctor" with his neighbors daughter, and is sent away to military camp.
Incidentally, in February of this year, PeiserG is born.
1979--disgusted by the turn of events in Iran, Dave joins the special forces, and spearheads a super secretive trip to rescue the hostages. Unfortunately, as Dave has a weakness for Falafel and gyros, he is sidetracked by the daily special in a restaurant in egypt and missed the shuttle sneaking his team into Iran. Everyone is killed on the mission (Except for dave, who retires from the Special forces)
1985--As Peiserg lusts after a young malaysian girl in his 7th grade french class, Dave purchases his first sports car...The delorean. Unfortunately, he loans it to his sister, and she takes it to 88 MPH--we all know how that one ends.
1991--the NSX debuts. Dave's eyes bug out of his head when he sees it. Fortunately, an opthomalogist is available to put them back in with a 7 hr procedure not covered by insurance. The ensuing huge medical bills force Dave to become a Man-Whore to beautiful needy women to raise money.
2000- Dave purchases his first NSX. However, he lustfully eyes the other NSX owners with that magical extra 80-150 RWHP. Soon his lust turns to anger, as he cries in the early morning hours "Why god! Why is it that others, and not I, have the elusive "Boost?"
2002-- Seething with anger and jealousy, Dave begins to plan.
2003--Peiserg picks up an immaculate 2000 silverstone
2005--Dave can't take it anymore. He buys Andy's highly modified NSX
2005-- World War III breaks out when the car runs crappy
2006--Dave's engine (and his sanity) let loose a tthe same time. The world holds it's breath and waits.....
2006--New Corvettes are nice. And fast. Hmm...?
2006--Peiserg wants to get rid of his Accord for an E55 AMG or RS6 Audi, but his wife won't let him. Pussywhipped, he cries himself to sleep every night.
I think that about covers it. Dave will chime in if i misttated facts..
