zahntech said:"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you" --Unknown
Joel said:There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can count...and those who can't.
Joel said:There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can count...and those who can't.
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy ****...what a ride!"
"I AM NOT YOUNG ENOUGH TO KNOW EVERYTHING" wilde|Adeel said:My personal favorite:
Power is nothing without control
My own that I've seen being quoted some times:
When humans have power, they seek to use it
Others:
Only the dead have seen the end of war
Life is not how many breathes you take, but how many moments that take your breathe away
In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is the king
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might well be: `It seemed a good idea at the time.'
Be the change you want to see in the world (I think this one is Gandhi)
Sorry don't remember who these quotes are quoted from, just had them in a Word file on the computer
jalnjr said:Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults
mitch hedberg
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rip mitch, man you were funny!!!
willabeest said:keep your powder dry and your dick hard - platoon (the movie).