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...you just gotta laugh (joke)

20 May 2001
Hawaii, USA
from a female co-worker:

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or
less." And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
(Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday the 12th, due to the
condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send
your donations to the 'Think before you say things to your wife
foundation', Dallas, Texas :p

yeah, i think ill pass on telling this one to my wife
I will be telling this joke to my wife later today. In case I don't post her reaction, please send donations to the above referenced fund. :smile: