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Your Best NSX Joke?

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How about this?

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman,' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "how much will you charge me?" The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you think she's dumb?" "No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the 'dumb blonde' joke emails we've been receiving." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porsche, it's an Acura NSX."

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LOL, I like that one!
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Joe, his wife, and a group of friends are all driving together to Lake Tahoe for a nice weekend. While driving through the mountains, Joe falls asleep at the wheel and the SUV goes flying off the side of the mountain. Everyone is killed.

They arive at the gates of heaven and St. Peter is there to greet them (isn't he always). He proclaims that all may enter. However, your level of fidelity to your spouse will determine which car you get to drive for eternity.

First up, is Joe's friend Sam. St. Peter proclaims that Sam has cheated 10 times, therefore he must drive a Pinto through heaven for eternity.

Next is his other pal Jim. He cheated 5 time, so he receives a Ford Escort to drive around.

Third is Joe himself, who proudly proclaims he has never once cheated on his wife. As a reward, he is given a brand new NSX to race around heaven for eternity.

Later that day, the three friends pull up next to each other at a stoplight. Joe is hunched over at the wheel of his NSX crying. "What's wrong?" asks Sam. "I have to drive around in this junk for eternity. Even Jim gets an Escort. You get the sweetest, baddest car in heaven and you're the one crying? What's going on?"

Joe slowly points over to the sidewalk. His wife is pushing an old skateboard up the hill.
 
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heh...ROFLAMO!
Maybe girls should learn to skate too...

with that aside...does anyone in the SF bay area have a 15 to 18 year old daughter that will go to jr prom with me and let me drive the NSX to prom? just curious
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age 17, want an NSX sometime soon..
right now, hoping drive one.
 
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NSXadmirer, you are welcomed to the owner's meeting every month at Milpitas. I'm sure people there would love to give you rides.

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HAHAH. PIMP. funny. NSXadmirer, I'm sure you made a lot of Dad's happy with that comment. Not only would you be taking their daughter from them, but the car too. HA. I love it.
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One time at the local drags I was talking to a fellow ricer who owned a 93 honda accord with a t3/t4 hybrid turbo which ran 15's and he told me that nsx's are slow and handle like shit.....pretty damn funny huh
 
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does anyone in the SF bay area have a 15 to 18 year old daughter that will go to jr prom with me and let me drive the NSX to prom?

As long as you're asking, why not ask for some money, too?
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Hey NSXadmirer,

You should go to the next Milpitas meeting. I went once and I had a blast. If you want an NSX you will want one a lot more after getting a ride in one.

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Hey NSXadmirer..I have dibs on any of those daughters that are 18-20 and have rich dads.
AND Hey Dad's out there..I own my own NSX so I wont have to take yours away. I just want the daughter.
 
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Speaking of Milpitas... any Bay Area guys ever check out the Milpitas drag races at night? this is not just your local rice rocket meetings but a load full of fast cars. i was there last weekend. First time i ever saw a Viper GTS getting cooked. it was by a Shelby Cobra.
 
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If anybody would like to know more visit www.streetracing.org We used to have videos of night racing on the sites. However, since the cost of maintaining such website become ridiculously high, we are forced to take them off.

Still most of the cars are Civics and likes. However, we have occasional drop of Viper, Supra, Porsche, even NSX sometimes.

I remember when a Supra and a Viper raced and a cop busted them. this was about 6 months ago.
 
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Hey maomao, Fuzzygreencarpets, when and where in milpitas are the meetings? I am intrested in attending one. Maomao, i also joined your club.

Edo, thanks for the advice on the oil a few months back. The instructor has now retired...he never replied my messages; thefore, I have lost contact with him. Because of your generous attenation, I will
leave all the girls up north (in your area to you.)

Lastly, nsxtasy my man! I have now started a church for myself. You (and everyone else) are welcome to donate money. Please note: this is not a legal church so PLEASE DO NOT CLAIM FOR TAX DEDUCTIONS!=)

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this is some funny sh!t...hahaha...I like nsxtasy's comment!

nsxadmirer...you should attend the next meeting! Do some scouting...



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