* Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
* Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
* Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
* Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
* Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
* Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
* Why is a boxing ring square?
* Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
* Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
* Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
* Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
* Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
* Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
* Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
* Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
* Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
* Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
* Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
* Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
* Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
* Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
* Why is a boxing ring square?
* Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
* Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
* Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
* Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
* Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
* Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
* Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
* Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
* Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
im not judging you:tongue: ) teeth
