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The World's Longest Thread

So what's this 'snap ring' thing? (should be good for a few posts)

Oh, my friend has a 93 with 34k miles... when should he do a t-belt and water pump? (another few)

really, who do you think is going to win the world series? i think houston will pull it out and beat st. lou and the sox...

long live the longest thread (to be)
 
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Today's funny!:

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak small voice the little guy say, "What.....what.....what EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!.............

Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around"!"
 
I took my driver's ed test today....i got a 94 out of 100....hopefully i'll get some discount on insurance! I am apply for my 6 hours soon.
 
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flaminio said:

Just had too bump this thread to due excessive hotness of image in thread:eek:
 
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