Todays happenings...
Get a call last night, tenant says the police smashed her door down during a drug raid wants her door fixed asap. I say tough shit i will call you back on Monday.
Thinking, why didn't the police get in contact with me I would have brought them a key. Errrrrrr. They just love their training exercises and destroying crap they don't have to pay for. Tenant won't have to pay for it either. Funny thing is the tenant has been there for YEARS and he is a really nice guy with 2 kids. Probably he pissed someone off and they called in to cause him problems. Oh well it will get fixed tomorrow.
Lady calls at 3:18 leaves a message she doesn't have any hot water. I am trying to get to a place to pull over and call her back. 3:29 she calls the fire department because I didn't call her back in a time frame she feels is sufficient. Fire department goes to the house and breaks the basement door in and destroys the water heater, shuts the gas service off to the building.
around noon tenant calls and says her electric is out in the kitchen AGAIN because she is trying to run 2 microwaves at the same time AGAIN. the repair guy has shown her TWICE how to reset the GFCI but she is too stupid to remember how to do it and also equally as stooooopid to take simple direction over the phone. I tell her the electrician will be there on Monday to reset the gfci, not good enough for her, she calls code enforcement.
The new tenant moved into my old primary today. I was over there showing him how everything in the house works, lean into the counter top on the outside kitchen and smush a huge slug all over my favorite white shirt.
plus about 10 other minor calls. The person who takes weekend calls is out of service area at his camp for the weekend.
The amount of entitlement tenants have is just incredible AND the fact the officials play along with it just infuriates me. who do landlords calls when tenants are giving them a hard time? A lawyer who sends the landlord a bill. When will tenants start getting charged for abusing the system???
Oh well Cornish hen on the rotisserie and swiss chard slow cooking in balsamic vinegar on the stove. Time to chill.